Lavenda Cafe & Lunch — Restaurant in Poznan

A big and terrible mistake to have come here! Well here is the story: I came here this morning and wanted to have my breakfast before I head to the airport. So I ordered Ciabatta bread with fried eggs and smoked bacon! I was shocked when the waitress brought the meal.... it was a fat bomb on an oil lake ! Oh my GOD they just powered all the fat and oil on the 2 pieces of bread (which were beneath the fried eggs and bacon) in such a way that the bread soaked all the fat and was just like a sponge full of filthy fat and oil... eeeeh it was not even worth taking a photo! So I gently showed the waitress the (oil & fat lake) and asked her to get me extra bread so that I can at least have it with the fried eggs and the bacon.... So I just waited and waited and she was just serving other customers until I gave up so I just ate the fried eggs and some bacon and left the rest! She came with the breads after a long time in which I said thanks but too late. Then the surprise was that when I went to pay... she was just apologising and charged me in full... Well that was not the problem, it was that they even didn't try to say that they gonna bring me a new meal or another option! That is it... just avoid it if you want to be healthy and skip a problem with your...

There's relaxed, there's leisurely, there's slow, then there's whatever the hell this was. We waited about an hour for our food, which was admittedly fine, if the Turkish eggs were a bit one-note of sour cream.

The problem was the seemingly deliberate slow service. People that were sat after us got their food and left before we got our food. My wife was so bored she decided to leave and stand out front. I waited what damn near felt like an hour, after asking for the check twice.

Finally, after several knowing and sympathetic glances from other patrons that noticed, I had to stare daggers at the waitress and say "can I please just pay now" before I was released.

I don't know what the issue was. We're American and don't speak Polish, which admittedly is entirely our fault. We picked a place that had an English menu as to not emcumber a local spot. Maybe because I mentioned CD Projekt Red in passing? Regardless, two hours for two drinks and breakfasts is kinda insane.

If anything, it's hilarious that they have a sandwich named after Beef Supreme from Idiocracy. Welcome to Lavenda, we...

We visited the cafe for a late breakfast. Two adults and a child. The food was wonderful. They took scrambles, signature lavender lemonade, and tart for dessert. But... A lady came to the cafe with a huge hound. The dog was huge, jumped, knocked down the child. The lady sat down with the dog at a table nearby, the dog climbed onto the sofa, drinking water from a bowl on the table. There are no annotations anywhere about what is allowed with dogs, no one thought about wool on the sofa, or about allergies, or that someone would eat later from this table.I am already silent about the fact that there could be Muslims among the visitors. I love dogs but this is weird and disrespectful to other visitors. I liked everything about this cafe except this one. Special thanks to our waiter for the level of service and attempts to rectify the situation. The cafe needs to decide on the policy of the institution. Place...