Tá-tá — Restaurant in Lisbon

Worse than the worst place i've ever had the displeasure of having lunch. Bread was a stone, completely carbonised and cold. Fries came from the dark ages, disgusting and cold. The sausage was even worse and... Cold. Water was the only thing that was genuine but it was clearly overpriced like all the rest. I might suggest this restaurant to my worst enemy... Or i may not... I am not that...

It was a place of middling cheer, where the hospitality lingered somewhere between indifference and forgetfulness. The fare, alas, arrived as though it had journeyed far too long from pot to plate—cold, overhandled, and devoid of vitality. Yet hunger, that great equalizer, makes reluctant heroes of us all. We ate, not with joy, but necessity, and departed with full bellies but...

Mau demais para ser verdade... Faz muito tempo que não era tão mal servido/atendido... Serviço - para lá de péssimo. Uma pessoa na sala a atender, outra na cozinha. Fica a impressão que querem poupar no staff com obvio prejuízo para o atendimento. Comida - Pedi um bitoque mal passado que veio "sola", meia duzia de batatas fritas num prato que dava dó. Ao pedir pickles fui imformado que não havia... curioso As pataniscas da minha mulher vieram frias de morte e nem pedindo gelo para o refrigerante merecemos...