First off, this place is highly overrated and expensive. We ordered the seafood appetizer. It came with a shrimp and some other sea creature, and some foam of some sort. Ok I guess. But in the world of, "We want plates," memes on Reddit... this deserved a photo. Served on a box of seashells. Pretentious and stupid. I'd have just wanted an actually appetizer. Sea foam doesn't make me hungry. And in a country of healthy sized portions for starter coarses... this was barely a tiny bite each at 9 Euros.

Then two of us ordered the lobster risotto. Wow, it was like Chef Boyardee. I was very disappointed.

Wife ordered the seared pork dish. That was the only one at the table that got something tasty.

Then my kid had a spaghetti dish. It was ok.

For the price, and the overratings I give it 2 stars, because wow what a disappointment. The service was good. So I added 1 star to what would have been only 1 star.

I mean, maybe I should have known by the name that the place was gonna be pretentious, but it was close to where we were staying and we were tired.

I won't go back.

If you check my reviews, I don't just give out negative reviews just to be mean. I try to explain myself. And I give out plenty of 5s.

This place just made me, well, feel like an idiot for going in the first place.