Britannia Inn - British Family Bar — Restaurant in Adeje

Ahoy there, mateys! Set your compass for a rollicking good time at the Britannia Play in sunny Tenerife! Avast ye, for this be no ordinary playhouse. It's a swashbuckling adventure of entertainment on the high seas of fun!

From the moment ye step aboard this theatrical vessel, ye be in for a jolly good show. The crew of performers be like the finest gems in the Queen's crown – sparkling with talent and charisma. They'll whisk ye away on a tidal wave of laughter and amazement, leaving ye grinning from ear to ear like a Cheshire cat.

The Britannia Play be a treasure trove of excitement for young and old alike. With a sprinkle of pixie dust and a dash of magic, the performances will have ye believing in the fantastical and dreaming of far-off lands. Whether it's a rip-roaring comedy that tickles yer funny bone or a heartwarming tale that tugs at yer heartstrings, the Britannia Play's got it all.

And fear not, little buccaneers – there be no shortage of treats and grog! The refreshments be fit for a king, or even a pirate captain. Ye'll be sipping yer beverages and munching on snacks as ye watch the spectacle unfold before yer very eyes.

So, me hearties, if ye be seeking a grand time under the Tenerife sun, make haste to the Britannia Play! It be a true gem in the ocean of entertainment, a place where dreams set sail and memories are made. Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of laughs await ye – don't miss out on this...

Went here 2 times and both times had pretty bad experiences

1st time I ordered 2 pints and I wanted to pay with my revolut card on my phone, but the woman behind the bar rudely told me to hurry up and pushed the card machine under my phone before I got my revolut card ready and it charged my credit card instead. When I confronted her about this she just shrugged and went to serve the next person. No manners at all. Pretty sure this was the wife of the owner.

The place has no A/C just a couple tiny fans that do nothing.

2nd time we went to watch the football, the place was rammed which is fine I understand as it was the women’s World Cup final, but combine it being jam packed and no A/C, it was unbearable so we left. Also they had power cuts every 15-20 minutes.

Finally the toilets were tiny, made for dwarfs. Feel sorry for the ladies that has to queue...

We went to this pub to watch the Queen's funeral, it was all decked out in flags and pictures of the Queen, BUT, I have to say the land lord of the pub, needs to have a good long look at himself, the place was full of people wanting to watch the funeral, he was banging around dragging beer kegs across the floor, making all sorts of noises, getting people who were watching the funeral to move while he did things, then, during the 2 mins silence he was making noises and completely ignoring the silence, he was just so rude, and so disrespectful however the lady behind the bar was fantastic, apologising for him, trying to be quite, my hat off to her,

The Brittania Inn is in tenerife, I'm not sure I will be visiting it again...