Fog lounge — Restaurant in Benalmádena

Man I hate that I'm going to be the person that puts on one of these reviews and I'm going to sound like a right Karen but that's really not the case....

This place has so much potential but unfortunately if you don't have a vgina or have your tts out then don't hold your breath for any service.

There was a hen party of 9 or 10 who were sat when we arrived shortly followed by a party of two and another table of 3 other than that there was one table inside with a family.

After briefly acknowledging us and the other new diners, Sweaty El Jefe and his Chef hung around the hens table like flies round sht drooling and plying them with free shots whilst the one poor server they had was running around like a blue ared fly.

After twice being told someone would be with us in a moment the poor waiter who had lost four stone since the start of his shift running about finally got to us to take out drinks and food order almost 45 minutes after we had originally sat down!

Truth be told the time between ordering and getting out the food was quick and the quality of it was good!

Unfortunaltely, when the chef bought out the food, one of the dishes had cheese on which we had repeatedly requested to come without. (And I know i sound fussy here and it's not the end of the world but kids will be kids) he simply shrugged his shoulders and laughed. Told me he'd knock something off the bill before walking away and muttering an offensive spanish phrase in my direction under his breath.

Like I said food was good, but the manager and his chef were rude, arrogant and to be honest and utter pair of c*ckwombles.

Upon production of the bill suprise suprise no reduction or discount so when el Jefe had finished ogling at any female in sight whilst toking on his Cuban cigar and picking breadcrumbs out of his chest hair I told him what his chef had said. Long story cut short he reluctantly came back after speaking to his greasy chef and threw our new bill on the table accompanied with a little temper tantrum minus the one wrong meal.

I don't think we will be welcomed back but to test my theory Ive decided im going to borrow one of the Mrs dresses,shove a couple of chicken fillets in and shave my legs and loiter outside the terrace in the hope of getting some free shots before we go to one of the many other more welcoming establishments in the near vicinity.

Honestly with So many really high quality restaurants in Benalmadena, you are truly spoilt for choice. Don't waste your time...

Unfortunately I wouldn't recommend this place at all especially in the height of the season. Service is absolutely non existent to the point we waited 25 minutes before the guy on the outdoor area to even acknowledge us after we asked if we could order. The guy had said he would send someone over so we could place are order, we then waited another 15 minutes (the bar may I add wasn't busy at all) just as we were about to get up and leave they then rushed a waiter over. After an hour of waiting for our food and drinks the food then came out. The food was actually really nice, apart from we asked 4 times for no cheese on a burrito and it came with cheese (the staff weren't bothered by this and just muttered something shitty and then laughed to himself) to which we had to scrape said cheese off ourselves. The chef (I'm guessing) had mentioned they'd had a big table in which is why our experience was the way it is however the big table they had mentioned had all eaten, had drinks and was getting the bill whilst we came in... Which leads me to say again in the height of the season with the place being busier I'm not sure if the service...

Unfortunately, I wouldn’t recommend this place. We were invited in by a waiter and stated we were going to be eating. We were seated with drinks coming very quickly and then left for 30 minutes when we decided we would just pay for the drinks and leave. During this time - there were a family waiting to pay for their meal they were also left 30 minutes the bill was promised to them but unfortunately the waiter went away and sat on his phone and vaped. Another waiter got himself a coffee and some water and walked to the back of the tent and had a break - the same waiter I seen go to the toilet and not wash his hands - I know this because he left the door open. The toilets were not clean and did not have any hand soap in the women’s or men’s. I reported this to the lady behind the bar and she did not seem to care. No hygiene.. if the waiters aren’t washing their hands does this mean to that the kitchen staff are going to the toilet without washing their hands. Do...