Well, at Costa Coffee, they mainly serve coffee ☕! 😳

Which, I must admit, took me aback a little, as I had guessed, from the name of the establishment, it to be a purveyor of glass hammers, left-handed screwdrivers, inflatable dartboards, motorcycle ashtrays, chocolate teapots, rubber nails & long weights. Etc.

However, they also serve a range of patisseries and slightly hot sandwiches (a hot savoury filling in a breadcake) such as toasted cheese, toasted cheese and plastic ham & other such wondrous delights!

My time at Starbucks - 13 hours in total was, at times, slightly uncomfortable as I think I may have been in the wrong attire - my pink in colour leotard certainly acquired much attention with numerous stares in my direction.

At the end of the day, (00:00) I was required to vacate the establishment as they insisted that they had closed at 22:00 and wished to return to their homes & partners.

Eventually, around 01:00, I was chased from the premises by workers wielding dirty, filthy mops!

I threw shiny pennies after myself which seemed to distract the blood-lusting mob and I made good my escape.

Overall I had a wonderful time at 'Costa Coffee' and I will visit again soon.

Thank you.

Mr Oliver Dent, Esq