The Dessert Club — Restaurant in London

Don’t usually leave reviews but this one annoyed me. On uber this restaurant/shop is called “the milk cake company” so I expected atleast some decent milk cake. Yet once it arrived it was very standard and I’m not too sure it classifies as milk cake since it isn’t soaked enough and has a lot more bite than it should. From a shop called the milk cake company I expected better. But that wasn’t a big enough issue for me to leave a review. Not even half way through eating my milk cake and I take a bite and I have a huge hair curled in my mouth… My hair is short and there were no women around me so I am 100 percent confident it was the restaurant and it completely ruined and put me off my meal. Saw that this place isn’t too far from Whitechapel, you are so much better off going to Al Khaf and grab a milk cake aswell as any of the places behind east London mosque. Horrid milk cake...

I walked into this dessert spot with high hopes and a craving for something special. Unfortunately, the only thing that exceeded my expectations was the sheer audacity of the customer service.

Attempting to navigate the milk cake options was like trying to solve a riddle with no answer—except the riddle-giver got frustrated and slammed the menu down before I could even attempt to guess. If you have a speech impediment or require a little patience when ordering, save yourself the trouble—this is not the place for you.

As for the milk cake itself, it boldly claims to be "the best." I would describe it more as aggressively average. It wasn’t inedible, but if this is the pinnacle of milk cake excellence, I fear for the rest of the industry. A generous 3/10.

Would I go back? Only if I develop a sudden appreciation for mid-tier desserts and...

I didn’t know customer service could be so horrendous in a takeaway service. We went around 11:20 and the guy was giving us attitude. I asked do you have menu he said no. Then I asked what do you have. He lied and said only milk cake and then I asked nothing else? That’s when he gave me a menu. I asked do you have any brownies or tiramisu that’s on the menu he said yes. I don’t know why he was lying about not having anything or even a menu. In the end I requested extra spoons and he refused saying you already have it...