Mellow Mushroom Evans — Restaurant in Evans

Been living here for a few years, I would always pass by and see that it’s crowded. Never wanted to stop by, but my daughters had it in their downtown location and wanted me to try it out. I’m going to give my honest opinion. I am taking 1 star off due to me having adhd and the menu has too much going on. I could not seem to concentrate. Not even inside the establishment I was able to focus! It was too much for me and I have never experienced this in my entire life.

Now let’s get to reviewing the drink and food! My daughter ordered the Strawberry Shakedown, while it looked good in the advertisement on the table, it wasn’t refreshing or appealing and definitely not worth $10! You couldn’t even taste the alcohol. It was more bitter than anything. We went with the Funky Q Chicken and that was super delicious! It’s like having BBQ, but on a pizza; I was pleasantly surprised. We also had the Holy Shiitake Pie and this was impressive! Good combination of ingredients…the one thing that made me think was the garlic aioli…it tasted like just plain mayo to me. Other than that, super tasty. Lastly we had the Veggie Calzone. It comes with marinara sauce and this was the worst sauce I’ve had. It had a distinct taste. I had to ask my daughter to try it to make sure it wasn’t me. Well, she thought the same. Luckily, the calzone did not need the marinara it was devine by itself! The cheeses that were used were perfectly paired with the vegetables and it had an amazing pull! Would I patronize this establishment again, definitely, but it...

After eating here with my husband, toddler, and ten year old I felt cheated. The pizza sauce had very little flavor. It tasted like tomatoes and a dash of salt. Nothing special. The toppings on their House Special (basically a supreme) were nothing special either. The bacon had the consistency of the bacon crumbles from the salad topping/salad dressing aisle. Not the consistency of freshly cooked strips of bacon. The pizza itself arrived after thirty minutes of waiting (from ordering not sitting down) and was cold in the middle. There were only two other patrons in the entire restaurant as we arrived fifteen minutes after opening on a Friday morning. The dough was cooked through but the middle was cool to the touch. Like it had been sitting for a while. The green peppers and onions were still raw and crunchy. Not worth $25. Their BBQ wings were tasty. Probably the only thing worth paying for out of our entire meal; $9 for 10. I can't get over the price of drinks; $2.50 each for fountain and $1.50 for a Minute Maid juice box. Overall, save about $20 and order a pizza, wings, and 2 liter from Marco's Pizza instead. Marco's has better quality food and much better prices with readily available coupons. Plus, I'd much rather wait 45 minutes at home for delivery then spend 45 minutes at a restaurant sitting in a booth waiting for food to come to the table. Total price for sub-par pizza, slow service, ten wings, and three Cokes, and a juice box plus tip: $54. Expensive...

I see so many reviews for messed up orders or what not but let me tell you this is not the problem here. The pizza is atrocious. If anyone gives anything more than 3 stars on quality then they have deafness of the tastebuds and should seek routine medical evaluation. This place is terrible. Quite possibly the worst pizza I have tasted. We even were generous to give them two tries at different times before posting this. For the manager before you post some haughty taughty reply… just fix it please. Cook your dough all the way. It was beyond raw both times. Also, the sauce… Is it just a big old can of Sysco strained tomatoes ground up in a food processor? Come on! Dough and base sauce, the two most basic and important things on a pie. Lets skip over the weird mayo concoctions and what ever else sitting out all day on a food prep station that went on top. Please save the time writing back and have a go at hiring some help on fixing your pie. Its hurting the community. For the reader, I suggest you hop across washington road to the other place. You know which one. Dont punish your tongue, stomach, or stink up you car...