ARBY’S – A CARNIVOROUS EPIPHANY THAT SHAMES YOUR MOTHER’S SUNDAY DINNER
Let me be blunt: walking into Arby’s is like entering the coliseum of meats. The air is thick with the scent of destiny and slow-roasted beef. You don’t just order at Arby’s—you submit. You surrender to the majesty of stacked meats and sauces so righteous they could baptize a grown man in pure umami glory.
Now let’s talk about that roast beef. This isn’t your mother’s roast beef, the one she microwaved into oblivion while talking about “portion control.” No. Arby’s roast beef is shaved into ribbons of glory, cascading over one another like edible silk forged in Olympus. It’s tender, juicy, unapologetically generous—everything your mother’s version wished it could be if it hadn’t been raised in a flavorless, overcooked prison of well-meaning mediocrity.
You ever bite into a Beef ‘n Cheddar and feel your soul temporarily leave your body to do a touchdown dance in the parking lot? Because I have. The warm, onion bun cradles the beef like it’s protecting a national treasure, and the cheddar sauce? It’s not a topping. It’s a life event.
And the Horsey Sauce—let’s talk about that devilish masterpiece. It’s not a condiment; it’s a challenge. A dare. A flirtation with greatness and a slap to the tastebuds that wakes you up like your mom yelling from upstairs, except this time you’re glad.
Arby’s doesn’t just have the meats—they are the meats. They understand the meats. They made a deal with a beef deity, and every sandwich is a holy relic.
Your mom may love you, but Arby’s respects you. Go where the meats call....
Read more4 Stars for this reason... I was identified as being creepy this evening for eating some wing flats that I purchased @ Food Lion and was also thinking about an Arby's sandwich. I caught a state while eating chicken wings in there parking lot. The Black Cadillac was something else, yes. Upon entering I found some of the same eyes staring at me. So I asked, "What is it ? Was a UFO seen above my car ? ", was my humourous question I thought. The answer or question back I felt bazaar. "What are you doing parked out hear acting creepy". Shortly in the conversation I was indentified as "creeping around" to being a, "creep", as well. My time of enjoyment was going down hill fast from a very interesting manager of this location. Now I work with "Traffic Control" all day, and the slander, misdirection to Conrad's and the threat of having the police called by this for arm tattooed bully of a lady manager told me a lot of our community in Gastonia NC. I'll say this much now, let's see where this goes now. Think about this please Arby's Crew. Really eating wings while thinking of enjoying a steak sandwich later is creepy...? Why would she prevent you from meeting or serving a responsible person? She controlled your thoughts, your fears, and your direction of and towards professional steps from your own person by doing what? Thank you for...
Read moreI went to a nearby Arby’s this past weekend. The drive-thru line was long but I had my heart set on a cherry turnover! Consequently, it was only minutes before closing time. When it was my turn to order, a very pleasant young man said they had no turnovers. But without hesitation he offered to make some if I wanted to wait 20 minutes or so for them to be ready. At this point it was past closing time, but I decided to wait. Impressively, this young man stayed after hours just to prepare a couple turnovers. And, as promised, he brought the freshly baked pie’s to me. I thanked him and he happily encouraged me to come back, that he appreciated my business, and that it was his pleasure to serve me. He then gave me his name.and thanked me again. JAKE impressed me so much, his customer service was beyond exceptional! It would be wonderful if all drive-thru personnel, or employees in general had even a fraction of his professionalism, positivity and dedication towards his customers! So, thank you JAKE! I’ll definitely be...
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