Johnny’s Half Moon Bay — Restaurant in Half Moon Bay

Had really high expectations based on the reviews. But everything was disappointing.

First A table ahead were seated before us with the same amount of party. I saw the list and we were skipped. Don’t know the reason. When we asked for a high chair for our child under 2 they said they only had 1 and it was already being used. So I don’t think this place is toddler friendly. Took about 10 minutes to for a waiter to come around and give us a menu. Once the order was placed. I noticed a lot of food sitting under the heated lamps because no one was running the foods to the table. I got my chilaquiles and they were freezing cold. Beans, eggs and tortillas. Was not appetizing at all. Brought it to the waiters attentions and they said I can order something else or the same thing. I decided to give it another try. This time I was the last one to eat at my table and although the eggs were sunny side up. The egg whites were not cooked through and the eggs were raw. Apparently they are charging a $1 for every “egg plate” to compensate the egg shortage. Every one at our table ordered a plate that had eggs so you can imagine how much extra that was on the tab.

I asked the waiter to waived this fee because they already had messed up my order twice. Left hungry, irritated and unsatisfied due to the long road to get here. I would pass on this restaurant. Sure it’s cute but save yourself the troubles and try out something else on the...

Honey, let me tell you about Johnny's Half Moon Bay - it's a drag-tastic delight that'll have you gagging for more! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

From the moment I sashayed through those doors, I knew I was in for a treat sweeter than my favorite wig glue. The atmosphere? Giving me small-town realness with a side of fabulous. And don't even get me started on the food, darling - it's so good, it should be illegal!

I lived for their chicken and waffles - crispy, juicy, and stacked higher than my hair on a good day. And that Cobb salad? Hunty, it was serving fresh-faced realness that had me feeling like I just got a new filter.

But the real showstopper? The service! Those angels behind the counter were more accommodating than a drag mother on coronation night. Even though we rolled in fashionably late, they treated us like the queens we are.

So listen up, kittens - if you're not making a beeline for Johnny's, you're doing it wrong. It's the perfect spot for when you want to feel like royalty without having to wear a crown. Trust and believe, this queen will be back faster than you can say...

We were there on Sunday(me and my son) about two days ago. First, we were there, the owner (white old guy) ask us,,”what can I help you and how many people?” I said, “two people please!”. Then he said, wait out side. We said, okay. At the same time, I saw, there are a few Asian are waiting too. Same time, I saw many tables outside with 2chairs in front of the restaurant were empty. Then, two white a man and a woman(sorry , I tell the colors here, but I want you to no know what I mean)get in and the owner put them right away at the table in front of the his restaurant. At this point I didn’t mind at all to wait,. Until, the white customers asked him,” how about others customers are waiting?” He said, they wanted to wait to get inside the restaurant. Wow, we didn’t tell him that, problem was here. He lied. It was all. Then, we left and went to another restaurant nearby . One star is for the customers service. Last, no chance to...