Cypress Circle Café — Restaurant in Houston

This place is HORRIBLE! LET ME START BY SAYING THE Houston Zoo is fantastic, world class even. But if you need to eat during your visit, find a gift shop, food truck, or even some leftovers from the animals, because this place is the worst. It's not that the food is horrible, it's mediocre at best, but edible, it's literally EVERYTHING else. So there is absolutely ZERO organization in here at all, and no signage to direct you either. The woman took our order and then just pointed a finger and said to "wait over there," but didn't tell us why or for how long. While waiting "over there" for about 15 minutes, another employee told me "sir, you need to come right over here and pay for your items." I didn't have any items yet, or even a drink. So I paid, $96.00 FOR FOUR PEOPLE, because it didn't seem like I would get any foot if I didn't pay in advance, and finally I got my sandwich and fries placed on my sopping wet tray with my damp napkins by my beverage cup that doesn't come with a lid, and the only straw option is a paper straw. In summary, the Houston Zoo is AMAZING and you should go, but you would be better off to eat with the animals when it's time to dine especially if you don't want to spend $96.00 on food that's just barely fit for...

This place was horrible, matter of fact this place ‘is’ horrible. As we all was starving for food, we decide as a group that we go get pizza, which was 30$ for a DIY pizza that was slammed together and was cooked for 5 seconds like a easy bake oven. I rather eat the dust that was on the table. The place was disorganized, and people was just running around like scattered rodents. We finally get our witch pot of food and drinks to found out they didn’t sell straws, nor had any tops for drinks. We was topless and that blow it. We ignored it and look on our plates to only see that they wanted to play Tetris’s with our pizza and made it completely uneven, we had to get up ourselves and get a plastic knife. I wanted to backhand every employed for selling me a plate of stupidity. Although it was seasoned, the only best part sadly. I felt gaslighted into eating a piece of under cooked, overprice, flat piece of pizza. Do NOT go, if you want to get scan...

Me and my girlfriend came here a while back and we forgot to leave a review on this restaurant. We came here with not a lot of money and onyl to find out how overpirced things were on the menu! And to top it off we decided to share a chicken tender basket, since it was decently cheap considering the menu. We thought, "surely there is absolutely NO way you can screw up on chicken tenders right?" Wrong. The fries were incredibly soggy as well as the chicken. The breading had no flavor and was so soggy it was practically coming off of the chicken. And even the bare chicken itself had no flavor. What could have been a perfect date at the zoo, was a little dampered by the horrible chicken tenders we had. And what's up with not giving out a straw or a top to the drinks? Not going here again. The setting is nice tho.

Edit: forgot to mention the hair that was in our food :) please...