As an adult I have never ordered food from a restaurant and had my food served on plastic plates, bowls and mugs. This is the worst kind of eatery I have seen in recent years.

As you exit security at terminal A, you are faced with a selection of nasty little eateries. One looks half decent, The Breakfast Klub, if greasy fast food joints are not your thing, but don’t be fooled.

You seat yourself. Your server is literally brain dead and has just enough life to ask if you need anything to drink. You order by scanning a little QR code glued to the table. Your coffee will arrive served in a plastic childs mug and you realize by coming here you made a grave error. Food arrives an instant later which is not a good thing. Food that’s comes too quick should be feared.

I asked for grits and a veggie omelette. Oh no. The omelette was presentable but tasted of nothing. I dont know how they do that. I thought i had had grits before but what arrived was some sort of baby food soaked in butter. I tasted it and told the empty seats opposite me out loud that i simply cannot eat that lest I die. The food was served on a plastic child’s plate. Supposedly in case I had a tantrum and threw my food on the floor. I’m not sure. My coffee was also supplied in a small child-proof plastic container. The spoon in my coffee was plastic but not the disposable kind, a reusable one. Urgh. The coffee was poor and tasted watered down. There is a chance it wasn’t actually coffee but something unfamiliar to humans. I paid nearly $4 for this nasty drink. A total kick in the pants. I suggest supplementing your coffee experience with an espresso next door at Starbucks, but beware the line.

I did not enjoy this place. If you eat from low-grade eateries in your every day life then your standard of quality will be low. Nothing wrong with that, but if that’s the case, you will likely not mind this place. If you prefer not to eat tasteless food served on plastic plates for high price, then like me, you will despise yourself for having made the decision to eat here.

It is bad. Really bad. Maybe the worst. I will never eat here again. I won’t submit my body to this experience again. It’s a bit like a visit to Chernobyl, once is enough toxicity for a life time.

It’s been 10 minutes since inforces the last of the omelette into my angry body, and I feel some minor tummy cramps already. Oh dear.

Avoid it, or suffer at your own ill made decision.