Uncle Paulie's Bar — Restaurant in Illinois

This is the kind of place people really don't want to admit to ever being at. Not really sure how I let some friends convince me to go here but I immediately felt the need to scrub my skin with a wire brush and toilet bowl cleaner once I walked through that door. Rumor has it but it's been yet to be proven.. That this is the only place Chuck Norris is afraid to go. If you do decide to give this place a visit.. Please make sure you're current on all your vaccines and wear a Tyvek suit and full respirator. You've...

It's fine, not great, not terrible, just fine. Look the sine out front says it's a "dive bar" they are telling you what they are. I dont understand why people are surprised. The bar tender was cute and she was nice to the drunk guys who forgot they had beers in front of them. 2 of the 3 dancers were cute. Dances were $20 whitch is cheap enough but but not very satisfying, Illinois hads off policy and they fact they have to wear like 4 layers of clothing...

An okay place to watch the dancers on the poles and maybe get a drink or two. But DON'T buy any dances here. The lap dances here are air dances. Absolutely no touching allowed at all, neither giving nor receiving. And reportedly, it's even Glen Ellyn city law, too. Anyone seen touching a dancer while having a dance will be ejected from the bar without a refund. If you're handsy and you like more real dances, you need to go to...