Worst restaurant experience in my 30 years of being alive.

Disappointed is not a strong enough word.

For our group of 7 girls, we made a reservation weeks in advance to celebrate our friend’s bachelorette dinner. Upon arrival, our table was not set up when we were taken back to be seated, the hostess struggled to move tables around and chairs were falling over and she was not assisted by any of her coworkers to get our table set up or place setting established. We waited a good 20 minutes before a server came to get our drink order or even bring us bread to the table. A kind woman eventually came over to say she would be helping us and bringing waters and bread to the table. Once the waters came, another male server came to the table and rudely said he thought he was taking our table; note, this was the first time any of us even saw this man in the restaurant. In front of our whole table, the male server started to argue with the female about who had the table, and it was just a really awkward exchange. The male server continued to give us his name and tell us he was there if we needed anything. The female server was embarrassed and went to the manager to make sure she didn’t take another servers table. Afterwards, she told us the male server would be taking care of us. Even then, we had to wait longer for the male server to come back over to our table to take drink orders. A member from our group went to speak to the manager in private and explain how discouraged we were and how inappropriate the employees discussing who was to take the table were behaving. The manager, trying to make it right brought the bride of our group a glass of champagne, trying to make it right. Still without drinks, we as a group decided if the drinks weren’t good, we would be leaving. We waited extremely long just for our drinks. Keep in mind: the manager was busting his butt playing bartender, server, assisting in the kitchen and dealing with many unhappy customers. Since the bride enjoyed her drink, our group decided to stay.

Before our dinner orders were taken, our server approached our table with drinks from the bar that another table had ordered, but the service was so slow, the whole table got up to leave and they didn’t want to throw the drinks away. This exact situation happened a total of two times while we were at this restaurant. Again, so inappropriate for our server to be blabbing about the restaurant mishaps in front of our party. We were all looking at each other confused and disgusted and couldn’t believe this was actually happening.

Time to order. We all order a meal. One girl in our group says, “I will also order another drink now, please.”

By the time our food comes out, the drink still has not been delivered to the table.

Food comes to the table: lasagna is cold, 2 chicken Parms are BURNT, we sent calamari back for being too rubbery (the server told us they get that complaint all the time and doesn’t know what the kitchen is doing), the brides pasta is dry and not saucy enough, my mashed potatoes are cold - anything that could go wrong went wrong. Down to the pens not working when we completed our bills.

We had to ask to be comped on our bills for the bad experience. The cold lasagna was sent back twice and completely removed from the bill.

As a group, we decided not to tip. We did not pass GO, Bravo did not collect $200 and we will never be back again.

Dave and Busters, Condado, heck even Chili’s would be a better option. AVOID THIS PLACE.