Taco Bell — Restaurant in Knoxville

Somehow this Taco Bell is the nicest and also the worst Taco Bell in town. I can deal with their typically trifling ways. Their giving me 1 napkin with two burritos and a taco sort of bull honkey I expect. You really think i can eat all that with one napkin like some kind of a wizard? The old trick where they have no ice but don't tell me until after I've ordered. So I end up with a gross hot Pepsi. Just trash that I paid like three dollars for. Some of the most inconstent burritos possible. I'm talking about a dramatic difference in quality. The difference between the lightning bug and the lightning. But the last straw came tonight when I paid with a twenty and correct change and they gave me back twelve in ones and a dollar in quarters! What buffoonery! They're lucky the dollar slot in the Food City claw machine wasn't working and I had to use those quarters to win a Shy Guy plush. Saved this Taco Bell from a blood feud of the most epic proportions. I was about to go home and get my change jar. I was going to order a caramel apple empanada and pay for it in dimes. Then I was going to get back in line and order another one. And I was going to keep doing it until my change jar was empty or until they were out of caramel apple empanadas. And my change jar has at least two or three hundred dollars in it.

I don't know if you can freeze empandas but I was going to find out. I was going to waste hours of my life and hundreds of my dollars to torment that quarter giving jack wagon. I was going to mess up your bank deposit six ways to Sunday. Your closing manager was going to get hours of overtime counting all my pennies and nickels. You got so lucky. I was going to keep going through that drive thru until it destroyed us both.

I'm giving five stars because this plush from the Food City claw...

I ordered a Grilled Cheese Burrito box. $2.49 extra then my usual My Cravings box, but no biggie. I monched through my Doritos Locos taco and black bean chalupa, crunched on some nachos, and slurped my drink. By the time I reached my Grilled Cheese burrito I was full.

But I found myself unwrapping it anyway. “No,” I thought, “I should save this for tomorrow!” But my disobeying fingers carried on their horrible work, taunting me. My confusion was replaced with fear as my body disobeyed my mind. My mental wall began to crumble, and from the moment I saw the fleshy tortilla wrapped in cheese something primal and hungry awoke deep inside my blood, tearing through my morals and any last shred of my willpower. Inhuman shrieks of glee escaped my lips as I held the victim burrito in my clenched fist, eyes pierced on my prize. Ravenous and overcome with gluttony, I began to tear the burrito apart. Rice, potato, cheese, and tortilla stood no chance against my eager wrath, and within minutes all that was left was a wrapper and a hot sauce packet.

But yeah, I think it was pretty good. Nothing crazy, but a nice and cheap fast food option. Would...

they didn't know how to make a pintos and cheese cup with hot mild sauce. I asked for added rice. I got that, but they used the spicy sauce that used to come on the chicken quesadilla. it made it taste bad. ive ordered that since I was a kid. the workers didn't even act like they knew it was om the menu. this was AFTER they gave me a bean and rice burrito instead of the pintos, cheese, and rice. got home, and they had mixed up the tacos. I called and asked for the manager, and I told him what happened, and he had the audacity to say "where did you order this food from?" I was like dude, I just called your place of employment, where you are the manager, WHICH IS TACO BELL. I guess he thought it was funny, so I hung up. it wasn't funny. everything they messed up was for my 4 year old kid. so, I called the customer line, told them, and they're gonna send me coupons for 3 free items. I won't be going back to this taco bell to...