The Salted Scoop — Restaurant in Leonardtown

In the World, There Are Many Ice Cream Stores In It. However, None Come So Close To Perfection As The Salty Scroop. This Place Will Knock Your Socks, Shoes, and Shirts Off. The First Time I Came Here, I Took Great Pleasure Seeing The Sign That Said: Polite, Nice Well Dressed Customers Only. I Respect Businesses Who Ensure A Nice Customer Experience Like This. Then, I Slowly Approached The Ice Cream. I Could Smell It And It Smelled Great. The Employee, Who For Privacies Sake We Can Call Doctor Plumbob, Greeted Me With Mucho Gusto And Epicness. They Next Asked Me, Hello Sir, Can I Bless You? Ice Cream Wise? Of Course I Responded Yes. Next They Asked Me What Flavour Of Iced Cream I Disired. I Responted, Napoleon. Doctor Plumbob Chuchkled, Midst, I Held My Breath. He Replied: Maam, With All Deserved Respect, I Believe The God Given Title For The Falvor Of Which You Speak Is: Nepotism. I Let Out A Sigh Of Relief, For I Believed I Had Committed A Great Sacrilidge Against This Establishment. Oh, I Said, My Grandest, Daftest Apologies. Its No Issue, Doctor Plundog Said. She Gathered The Scoop With Great Delicacy And Advanced On The Ice Cleam, Once Again I Gathered Myself. With Baited Breath I Observed As Missus Plumflower Dug The Scooper Into The Cold Ice Cream And Feined One Ginormous Scoop Of Napoleon Ice Cream. With Such Reparte He Placed One Scoop Into A Cone.

Then Two

Then Three

I Started To Panic As Doktor Phillip J. Spuntop Added The Fourth Scoope. Doctor, Its Beggining To Reach The Ceiling, I Said With Power. Relax, Young One, He Replied As He Scooped The Fifth. I Clenched My Fists And Turned Blue With Fear As He Delicately Added The Sixth and Seventh Scoops To The Already Towering Cone, Its Delicate Waffle Bottom Beggining To Waver Against The Incalculable Weight Of The Neopolitain Ice Cream. Nay, I Shant Observe It, I Screamed Unrestrained, My Voice Acting But My My Brain Absent. My Legs Braung Me Into The Bathroom, Where I Cowered For Minutes That Felt Like Hours.

Then The Knock At The Door Came. I Slowly Pinched The Door Open To See Doctor Kevin Window With A Delightful Face. Its Done He Said Taking Me By My Strong Hand. He Led Me Back To The Ice Ceam And My Mouth Drew Agape As I Passed The Register Into The Street Where In A Wireframe Holder On The Ground Sat A Waffle Cone. Rising From It An Endless Tower Of Pink White Brown Ice Cream Whose Height Was As Incomprehensible As A Verb. Tears Streaked My Face, Ruining My Eyeliner And Mascara As I Wept At Its Glorly. Doctor Blip Cavuto Giggled As I Ogled At The Ice CEamr. Go, He Said, Its Yours To Climb. I Dug My Fingers Into The Cold Ice Cream And My Feet Clung To The Dairy. I Began To Climb. After What Felt Like Seconds I Reached The First Obstacle, A MaraSchino Cherry. I Took One Big Bite And Continued On. When Time Felt As If It Came To A Stop, I Heard What I Can Only Describe As The Voice Of God:

Congratulations, Timeful One, It Has Not Been A Simple Task With Which You Have Been Given. But You Persisted And That Is All That Matters. Now Here You Are In My Grasp And From Here There Is Nary But Bliss. When I Stood At The Top Of The Stack I Turned And Reeled At The Face Of Doctor Brent Dunderson Etched Into The Clouds. Yes It Was Me All Along He Said As The Halo Descended Onto My Moppy Top. But Why Me? What If I Fail? I Asked. Oh Champion, What If You Fly? Doctor Doug Simpen God Said. With Renewed Smile I Ventured Forth Into The Clouds, My Future Led My My Ice Creamy Hands, My Coney Feet, And My Marachisno Stained Lips Guiding Me Forward. Now I Discover What It Truly Means To Love, I Thought In My Brain Which Is In My Head. I Stepped With Swagger Into A Place I May Not Know With Swollen Confidence, For I Knew Whatever I Face, My Gusto And Doctor Brutus Gameplay...

The ice cream was good, but unfortunately the experience was not. The person taking my order really struggled with ordering what I asked for with two flavors in one cup. I ended up getting one flavor but wasn't going to keep trying to correct it. There was a woman who I think was the owner or manager (the younger employee called her mom) who was very unprofessional. She took a phone call and was using inappropriate language complaining about a photo review left by a customer. When she got off of the phone she continued to express her irritation with the situation. It is not a good business practice to be complaining about previous customers in front of current customers. Will likely not return to this...

OMG This insanely decadent ice cream. I had a scoop of java crunch and a scoop of chocolate marshmallow in a waffle cone. Mmmm😋The server (who by the way deserves double her salary for being able to recall the details of every ice cream we asked about) recommended her favorite, Key lime cheese tart to my husband,who got a cup. My husband ,who is picky about a lot of stuff,but this stuff blew him away. I tasted a spoonful and the flavor just excited the taste the taste buds. We took away pints of chocolate marshmallow,butter pecan,PB overload, WC Raspberry and cookies& cream. We didn't think about it later but realized we should've picked up the Key lime cheese tart. Oh well, just means we...