Smoothie King: Where the menu is microscopic and the service is colder than your average walk in freezer.
Look, I get it, minimalism is in. But the menu here is written in a font size reserved for ants with exceptional eyesight. Perhaps they use the extra space for daily inspirational quotes like "Cheap thrills are the best kind!" This was my Smoothie King initiation...and also my graduation. I can handle a lot, but bad service, like having to wait to ask for an obviously needed bag and having it thrown at you with an Olympic worthy millennial eye roll and huff combo, is where I draw the line. Especially when you pay enough for two bowls of fruit mush to feed a small family for a week. No wonder my stomach did a backflip Hey, at least I can vouch for the sugar content. Those bowls were like a fruit-flavored diabetes coma waiting to happen. Delicious, sure, but about as healthy as a vat of gummy bears. That's right, for the price of a delicious dinner and decadent dessert at a real restaurant, you get...two bowls of fruit mush and and an A1C hike. Honestly, the only thing worse than the service was the realization that this wasn't a healthy alternative to Ben & Jerrys. Forget the Fro-yo dreams, people. This is just another sugar-coated pit stop on the road to a dentist appointment. So, skip the disappointment and stick to your ice cream. At least Ben & Jerry's doesn't pretend to be good for you. This is a...
Read more5-18-25
On a chilly day in May, I thought I'd stop by again to get a wonderful smoothie, and as always, when Krista is there, the smoothies taste even better
absolutely fantastic, and I know that I keep ranting, but I highly recommend Smoothie King they do a great job and shout out to the manager Krista
4-26-25
Stopped by my favorite spot again for a great smoothie, and of course, the smoothie was great thanks to Krista!
Always greets you with a smile and next level professionalism
smoothie king is the go to spot for great smoothies. So it is a cold bitter day here in New England so of course I'm going to go get a smoothie the service that Krista provided was next level
very professional so kudos to her and the rest of her team she makes an absolutely fantastic manager and she's doing a great job and again highly recommend this place it is very good
BIG SHOUT OUT TO KRISTA B for her next level service
3-9-2025
Another great experience, Krista was not working but the rest of the staff was fantastic. Can't think of anything else good to say, this...
Read moreI came to smoothie king today because i had a coupon i got in the mail but it required that i go into the physical location to order instead of placing an order online. I will say that i do not have a simple order because i like to make substitutions when i order due to dietary restrictions. I go to place my smoothie order and the entire time the cashier (young female) is rolling her eyes and looking at her coworker like im doing something wrong. I have never had an issue like this anywhere before. Smoothie king has so many options so that you can customize it to yourself and today i although i got my smoothie, i felt judged just for having a complicated order which is out my control. 10/10 smoothie but could do without the eye rolling...
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