El Mariachi Mexican Restaurant — Restaurant in New Iberia

I visited during lunch. There were no signs and after the working waiter made eye contact with me and still waiting for a few minutes I seated myself. The were three small tables being served. Awkward. Not a huge deal to me. I dont expect five star service from a 3 star resteraunt. Menu was typical american version of mexican food. Boring. Atmosphere was Kitschy and cluttered. Cleanliness passable.

I kept it simple and ordered the 11 dollar steak burrito. Chips and salsa were meh. Salsa tasted like it came in gallon buckets and chips were of the grainy corn heated up under a lamp. Once again probably came in huge sacks and designed to keep for long periods.

Food arrived promptly and after it hit the table I found out why. Here's what 11 burrito at el mariachi will get you. A dry un grilled tortilla and some over seasoned over salted grilled stew meat. Nothing else. I honestly thought it was a prank. After reading other reviews It may very well be. My receipt confirmed that my order had been recieved correctly and I was charged accordingly. A two dollar quesadilla from taco bell honestly would have been better.

Sadly I wont be returning. Why is it hard to get just a decent taco...

To be fair the food was aight. My posse and I walked up in El Mariachi Mexican Restaurant and immediately detected at least 4 battle droids, 1 Sith Lord and 1 Sith Apprentice. Mad dark side of the force energy to this El Mariachi Mexican Restaurant. They had the Battle Droid waiting our table. The Battle Droid definitely was cooked. Forgot orders, didn’t have stuff in their chambers, I would also figure poor aim with Laser Pulse Shooter. The very young children bringing us chips and salsa the whole time was a nice touch. Though this decision for child labor leads me to the conclusion that ain’t no way they washin them hands and staying off that iPad on jah‼️ Battle Droid had 5 other tables and you would’ve thought that it was the apocalypse from the book of Revelation. Battle Droid also was clearly trying Sith mind tricks to make my head explode with their mind. I caught onto this quickly and was able to evade their dark side of the force attacks.

Only Batty Tings would go to this jernt. Be prepared to put up with the dark side of the force and be there...

My son and I went there last Tuesday at 6:00 PM. First, no host/hostess at the stand, but there was a Please Wait to be Seated sign. After several minutes, I asked an unfriendly man that was bussing tables if we could sit and he just told us to sit anywhere. I went back and got our menus and silverware. My son ordered chicken and ground beef enchiladas. There were field peas and random veggies in his beef enchilada that I assume were to stretch the meat. I ordered grilled chicken quesadillas. The chicken was an extremely strange shade of grey...just grey. The waiters/waitresses sit in the dining room at booths playing with their phones the entire time. I had to go find my waitress because she was too engrossed in her phone. Let me not forget to mention how dirty all of the window sills were on the inside. I will NEVER return to this restaurant. If there was a 0 star, then that’s what they...