Bluestone Lane Upper East Side Café

Worst location for this otherwise fine business.

Not the staff's fault but it is just crowded and they don't have a proper kitchen. Paid way too much money for BS food.

DONT GO TO THE BATHROOM.

This place is a literal poop emoji.

Too expensive Too crowded Too dirty Salad was tasteless Water bottle had mold on the top Glasses are plastic and dirty The cutting board that food came in was dirty, smelled like mold and was falling apart

Eating here made me feel sick and thinking about it now is not helping.

Everyone that I was with got something wrong with their order. I asked for chicken (which $$$) and you can see the pic, no chicken. The picture looks good but it was so bland and cold, like it had been in a fridge for days. Couldn't complain because the staff was so busy that they kept switching servers on us and I was more worried about my mother getting the thing she had originally ordered. I was so embarrassed that I brought her here...

The location is good in theory but its limitations are painfully obvious. I wish they would limit themselves to just serving the excellent coffee and drink that they are known for. A church is not equipped to handle the food side of this business.