Maria's Pizza — Restaurant in New York

This is the EPITOME of Pizza! This place puts the OMG into it's sauce and the YUM into it's dough. I swear, it's as though this pizza is a perfect fit for the taste buds, just laying there on the box. When you see it, it's mouthwatering and waiting for you to pick it up with your hands. When you feel that crust it's always perfectly cooked and has just the right amount of crunch. It puts the "C" in crunch.

Oh my goodness, what's happened to me?

This pizza. It's like my stomach could never be large enough to stop eating it and I'm stuffed but I want another slice, but there's no place to put it. But tomorrow will come I hope. So I can go back to Maria's Pizza for another slice, but if tomorrow never comes, I know this pizza will be in heaven, because it is not worthy to be confined to earth.

Thank you Maria's pizza for the mouthwatering slice of masterpiece and I am sending you my bill for weight watchers so you can pay. Your pizza is so good my stomach is fat. But it's a happy fat.

Oh my goodness, what's...

We ordered two eggplant Parmesan heroes earlier in the day I got home from work hours later but no one touched the sandwiches until I unwrapped them and bit in The egg plant tasted like it had been washed with salt I called Maria’s spoke with the manager who told me because so many hours had passed it was nothing he would do I do not understand what the differences as long as I didn’t touch the sandwiches except take a bite of half of one what would’ve changed so that he did not feel compelled in the interest of fairness and good business sense to take the heroes back and bring me something else As I tried to explain to him I’m a working man and I couldn’t get home earlier but my son bought these sandwiches knowing how partial I am to eggplant Parmesan heroes The owner was Kurt rude and dismissive telling me it was a joke that I would call and ask for consideration after so many hours I asked him if he was concerned that he was about to lose a good customer and he...

Man I was really in the mood for some Pesto Pasta so we ordered from a place we don't frequent. My pasta was swimming in a mix of oil and water. I had to take it to the sink and spoon out the liquid. The herbaceous sauce tasted of nothing but oil, Bland. After straining it and adding garlic powder, salt, pepper and parmesan cheese it was somewhat edible. Although I feel a stomach ache coming on. 🤢 DO NOT ORDER ANYTHING BUT PIZZA FROM THIS PLACE. Chicken tenders are dried refried pieces that are so hard to even break with your hands. Fries swimming in oil. They have no idea what they're doing.

If you want a stomach ache, this is the...