Swifty's at the Colony Palm Beach — Restaurant in Palm Beach

First off, the service is top-notch. Our server, Brian, was attentive and phenomenal, making our dining experience extremely special. We were a party of two, and Brian accommodated our request to amend a cocktail to include Mezcal instead of the original liquor, which we appreciated.

Now to the good stuff. We arrived during the in-between time, between lunch and dinner, so there was a limited menu. We decided to order a burger and split it, as we weren't too hungry. The food was delicious, and while the fries were decent, they didn’t quite justify the price tag. However, considering we were in Palm Beach, a bit of an uptick in pricing is expected. The burger was a delicious classic, enhanced by an onion jam that provided a sweet and savory touch. It was perfectly cooked, and we thoroughly enjoyed it. The fries were just parmesan truffle oil fries which to be honest, we prefer the parmesan over the truffle oil because it never justifies the price. Now we were charged a split fee, so just a heads up if youre looking to split a meal. You might be better off ordering an appetizer or two instead of splitting a meal. Like I said, we weren’t really hungry so we went down the path of halving a burger.

We had our two rescue pups with us, and the subtle details in providing for their comfort were truly appreciated. The staff brought our pups the cutest The Colony water bowl and milk bones, allowing them to dine in style.

The atmosphere at the hotel is impeccably decorated with a sense of style in every corner. The lobby's design is reminiscent of Palm Beach's glory days, making it feel like you're stepping into the new series "Palm Royal." This is the definition of high-quality style. Each item is meticulously chosen for the space, providing a sense of gorgeous comfort that makes you feel like you've stepped into an elevated 1960s heyday of Palm Beach. We can truly see how this space is called a love letter...

The place spectacular! The food off the chain! Service amazing, thank you Marie! Now management, that is a whole different story. After looking forward to our time at Swifty’s for week we came to find out our reservation was nowhere to be found the day of. Spoke to Gabriel on the phone that seemed to have had resolved the issue. Once we got there, NOTHING was resolved. We were the only people at the host’s area at the time and he kept telling us condescendingly to step aside as if would’ve been belligerently talking to him. Furthermore, pretty much implying we were lying. Reluctantly he acted as if he was going to find a solution while being. Example: Like previously stated we were the only ones in that area and I was standing by one of my friends and he turned to me and loudly says “May I?” while moving his hands like I would’ve blocking his path. Not once he tried to be nice and was constantly on the defense. Needless to say we had such a sour taste in our mouths by then that we were going to head out. Who knows where he would have sat us because he was so angry! Lol and then by the grace of God this waiter Marie came to save the day. There will never be enough thank you‘s for Marie! She looked out for us and made us forget the horrible encounter with Gabriel. When you have people - from the hostess, to the bar tenders, to the servers - apologizing in behalf of their manager, it says a lot...

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Swifty’s at The Colony: Where my inner socialite was born—and immediately ordered a martini. 🍸🌴💁‍♂️

I walked in wearing flip-flops and left wanting to run for Palm Beach mayor. That’s the kind of power Swifty’s holds. 💼👑 The moment you step onto that patio, you’re not dining—you’re being gently inducted into a lifestyle. And trust me, it tastes like lobster and legacy. 🦞✨

Let’s talk ambiance: Picture this—pink umbrellas, perfect lighting, and the vague scent of old money and new gossip in the air. 💸 I overheard three ladies planning a gala and a small dog ordering filet mignon. 10/10 entertainment.

The food? Oh honey, I was emotionally unprepared. My tuna tartare was so good I briefly blacked out and saw a vision of Jackie O giving me a slow clap. 🐟👏👒 And the waiter? Polished, polite, and definitely from a secret finishing school for charming humans. I asked for recommendations and he delivered a monologue worthy of a Tony Award. 🎭🍽️

Cocktails? Let’s just say my martini was so smooth I tried to name it and legally adopt it. 🍸❤️

Even the bathroom was classy. I went in for a quick refresh and came out wondering if I should get a facelift and a yacht. 🚽🪞🛥️

In conclusion: Swifty’s is not just a restaurant—it’s a Palm Beach portal that temporarily transforms you into a better-dressed, slightly buzzed version of yourself. Don’t fight it. Embrace the glam. Swirl the rosé. Live your fabulous...