I'm not really sure where to start with how unpleasant eating here was. As soon as we came in, the owners(I guess) who were also the wait staff were sitting around a table joking in the dining area. That's pretty unprofessional to start with but I could get over that.

We ordered some pho, rangoons, a crawfish poboy, and spicy ahi sushi, and it came with the smallest egg roll I have ever seen in my life. The pho had what smelled a lot like rancid meat in it. The Rangoons were not Rangoons, they were folded over tortillas with cream cheese in them, very few of them. $8~ for that is robbery. The spicy ahi sushi was totally plain and was the least-bad thing we got, but there was nothing spicy about it so I'm not even sure what that was. The poboy was as dry and cold and seasoned as gravel with very few, hard, cold crawfish, lettuce, tomato and pickle and no sauce or seasoning of any kind. The fries were soggy but not terrible. The bread was pretty sad too. This restaurant is not particularly expensive, but it's not cheap. The quality is simply way, way too low.

This is not even the worst part though.

The waiter, a middle aged white guy, who I guess is a co-owner of the restaurant or something, didn't really seem to have any social awareness or understanding of boundaries at all. He would relentlessly hound our table, making highly inappropriate comments and ramble endlessly/incoherently about his life to us, unprompted, in the otherwise empty restaurant. He would repeatedly make inane, really out of place jokes with us like we were friends, pat our backs/shoulders repeatedly(touching a stranger is a hardcore no-no). At one point he made a bizarre joke all by himself about sitting at our table and to my shock and annoyance he DID, sitting extremely close to us, so close that he was touching the person I was sitting with. This was deserving of a shove at this point but it was too shocking and strange to react.

When we ordered water and only I wanted lemon, he asked my brother why he didn't want lemon (?!) And then told him that if he wanted he could stick his finger in the cup to make it sweeter.

He asked me what our relationship was, and I said we are brothers. He said "you don't look like brothers" and made an incredulous face.

He asked me where I am from(not the US). When I told him, he told me the government there is bad. Then he said it didn't seem like I was from there, because my English doesn't sound bad. This is atrociously disrespectful.

Later he came to our table just to tell me that I should drink my brothers drink and spit backwash in it and then let him drink it because the protein will help him. What in the flying holy hell is that?

Between the terrible food and the grotesquely creepy and unprofessional staff, I can't imagine how people this disconnected from reality are still in business. I felt unsafe here. Go ANYWHERE else.