My lover and I decided to give up our vegan diets and Wendy's was where we decided to break with our tradition
I ordered four junior bacon cheeseburgers with extra cheese and no tomato. They all made me sick but I was expecting that. It wasn't that the food was bad. On the contrary it was delicious. But twenty five years eating only tofu and vitamins it was bound to happen. I experienced sever dehydration from loss of fluids but kept up my strength drinking milk and watching Recess.
My lover, Glendal, got their baconator with a side of French fries with ranch. She didn't get sick though. This aroused suspicion in me and I started doing some research. First I went through all her emails. Then I read her text messages and sent text to her friends pretending to be her. You see, she should have been sick like I was but since she wasn't I assumed she had broken the pact we made as lovers to honor all living things except for vegetables and fruit.
Glendal and I broke up shorty after and she won't accept my instagram friend request. I guess it serves me right. I was wrong about her. She hadn't broken our vows. It turns out I have stomach cancer and it just happened to manifest itself through days of agonizing vomiting. But don't worry for me. My homeopath is teaching me special meditations and has given me her healing crystal until I get better.
But, as I lay here in bed, cold and alone, I can't help but long for the touch of Glendal. If only for...
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