Iâll start with the only positive: air conditioning. Let me revisit the conversation I had with the cashier. Me: âDo I order here with you?â Her: âNoâ (she gestured toward some computer monitors under a sign labeled âPlace Order Here. But alas, the monitors said the systems were offline. I assumed she knew). Me: âAre you sure? I think these are offlineâ. Her: âOk. You can order hereâ (she was, after all, behind a conventional cash register). Me: âOk, Iâll just have a chocolate milkshakeâ. Her: âVanilla?â When she finally figured out the distinction between the two flavors, it was only a couple minutes until I got my frosty beverage: a vanilla G-damn milkshake, because suddenly the chocolate milkshake machine doesnât work. It didnât take terribly long. I canât say the same for my friend, however. Sheâs been waiting for 25 minutes for a milkshake- she settled on vanilla too. They donât have milkshake straws and I am largely not convinced that knowledge of the English language is prerequisite for working there. There are millions of other places in Dorney Park to pay too much for milkshakes. Donât let the cute facade fool you. This place is the diner of...
   Read moreThe workers are very unprofessional. The food is not worth the price they are charging. The place itself was very dirty, the floors were sticky. I asked for my table to be wiped down and the young man gave me to paper towels to do it myself. I asked another young lady for the manager and was told that there was not one working, I then asked her to have my table wiped down and she proceeded to continuously ignore me. When my order was ready, I witnessed my fries about to fall and the female worker used her stomach to catch them and had some fall to the floor then tried to play dumb when I questioned her. I wasted 30.00 dollars...
   Read moreWhere to begin?âŚ.this place is awful in every single way to be brutally honest. Letâs start with the food, for $50 I got 2 cheeseburgers that literally were the taste equivalent to something from a vending machine to microwaveâŚone order of barely cooked fries and 3 bottles of warm waterâŚ.again, for $50. Now, letâs go with the staffâŚ.horrible, rude and inconsiderate. And, finally, letâs talk about the dining spaceâŚ.filthy tables, floors that are so sticky your feet get stuck to the floor and a musty stench throughout. Run as farrrrrrr as you can from this wretched excuse for...
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