It was a cold Serbian night, having not eaten in 5 days, with nothing but nana's rags to cover my scarred back and wits to avoid the dangers of alley life, did I realize there was more to this life than barely surviving.
After years of feeding upon scraps thrown aside from my fellow folk, I finally mustered the courage to stow away on a ship heading to the Americas.
During the voyage, we were attacked by swashbuckling pirates, with demon like intentions, holding expressions best suited for monsters or the most dreaded enemies known to men. As these trespassers drew their swords and began to approach the passengers, those invited and not, suddenly a tall man with radiant chin hair appeared. He drew 2 small bottles from his pockets, flipped off the caps with only his thumbs, and began propelling droplets with the very same thumbs towards the faces of these blade-weilding scoundrels. They howled in pain, begging for mercy and forgiveness for what seemed like forever, when eventually one of them asked "what be in this fiery brew!?" The Radiant Chin Hair then replied, "oh, these right here? These are my Workout Shots, great to take before a sick lift or breaking in some new hoochie daddy shorts at Crunch Fitness. A lil spice for kick. Do you even lift, bro!?" The Radiant Chin Hair then pulled an additional bottle from behind his back, filled with a glowing liquid of reflecting a sun rise, with a label of "Orange" displayed across the container. Radiant Chin Air immediately drank the mystical potion, and proceeded to grow x3 times his original size, with the newfound strength of 100 men(or 2 Samoans). "This is my Orange cold press. Great for the immune system, and even better taste!"
It happened all within a flash, with a montage of flying feet, soaring fists, pirates falling overboard, nunchucks swinging, and chin hair spinning faster than lightning, as this stoic savior repelled the horde of nautical villains, before any of us passengers could peacefully draw breathe once more. The hero turned to us, and asked, "ladies and gentlemen...how are we feline tonight?? Puuurrrfect, I hope!" All cheered in gratitude, and we voted this savior to take over as the ship's new captain.
"My name is Drew Pikulski, and there is more of the day to be saved!" yelled our new leader, as he grabbed the helm with all his might, and sailed us to salvation. We soon arrived to the Gulf of Mexico, but held so much velocity from Drew's magical bottle of Blue cold press, we ran aground but continued gliding through with such grace and finesse. Eventually we slowed to a halt, right before a building with the words of "Clean Juice" adorned over the entryway. Our hero led us inside, and nourished us with beverages, sustenance and treats only fit for the gods, old and new.
Long story short, good place to visit. Never had a cleaner taste or more fun drinking veggies with fruit. Drew aka "The Champ" delivers just the right amount of blast to your taste buds with that clean juice, at...
Ā Ā Ā Read moreDear clean eating for exhausted people atmosphere, thank the heavens for creating Clean Juice and one thatās conveniently close to me. It has become a great routine to stop by this location after a highly intense workout at my favorite gym. The gym membership discount definitely doesnāt hurt lol. The staff and owner, Drew, is AMAZING as theyāre always smiling, polite, and guys Drew even knows my name and order. Yes, āmy orderā and to the āTā as I am stuck on the Mangoes Nā Cream Oneā with Hemp, and a Chicken Pesto. Yo, this sandwich is š„!! Drew, even knows how the fat girl in me wants extra Pesto on my non-slim sandwich. The food is so fulfilling that I would occasionally choose to eat in the store to prevent from HAVING to share with my broke best friends (children) at home. Anyways, no pressure but if you havenāt experienced this Clean Juice location, the food, the smoothies, etc. - youāre sleeping on an easy healthy experience....
Ā Ā Ā Read moreAfter my gym workout I wanted a smoothie. Iāve never been a fan of Smoothie King, nothing to do with what the offer or customer service just more of a taste bud thing. I found this place close to my job and was excited to see in person what they offered. The owner was there. He was very nice and informative as Iām in my new journey of learning to eat and drink better foods. I ordered what I believed was called āThe Double One.ā It was so delicious! I love how everything was fresh and organic and they had food options as well. I feel the pricing is great, I pay more grabbing something quick at a fast food restaurant that doesnāt help my gut at all. I canāt wait to take my 11 and 3 year old. What a great way for the whole family to enjoy treat and also get the nutrition we need. Thank you! Sorry no photos, I slurped it down in 5 minutes it...
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