Taco Bell — Restaurant in Tigard

I don’t usually go to this location, but made a poor choice that I won’t be repeating! I ordered what I usually order at any Taco Bell location, and what I usually scarf down gleefully without much concern of how it looks… however, it’s never been completely inedibly disgusting like this! The “crunchy” taco was so soggy that it was no longer crunchy and the tortilla was wet and floppy and had glued itself to the paper wrapping, and even with careful attempt to peel: could not be removed, so it was impossible to eat anyway (I don’t eat paper wrapping, typically - weird, I know!). But I thought… maybe the taco got ruined somehow, that’s okay, I also ordered a bean & cheese burrito! So I go to unwrap that but it wasn’t even wrapped ! It looked like someone had wadded the paper on top of it! And seeing the “burrito” answered that whoever did it had no earthly idea how to roll a burrito! They tried to rip off part of the tortilla for some reason so it has the appearance like someone had already taken a bite from it… and it was folded like a weird piece of paper and already oozing out everywhere before I even touched it. Because it had oozed everywhere long before I unwrapped or touched it, the sauce ooze had hardened and congealed, making me really wonder how long ago this burrito was possibly made. Just so upset - I am super pregnant and all I wanted was some Taco Bell but instead I got robbed and I’m still hungry and sad.

Never ever returning here, not...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the taste and atmosphere of Taco Bell. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the flavours will go over a typical customer’s head. There’s also the manager’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The regulars understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Taco Bell truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the manager’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Taco Bell tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin...

Sorry I have never liked their new HIP. decor. it's like they want it to be a coffee shop. they have the most uncomfortable seats and chairs ever. I mean if you are going to take away chairs and put in a coffee table at least make them comfortable. I had to wait 20 minutes just now for my chapulta. box. yes I understand that drive through gets priority. because corporate mandates it. which I can handle. but sitting on rock hard seats is not good for this old man. If I didn't have to drive I would have gone through the drive through. I honestly liked the old taco bell seats. why corporations have to make things worse I have no clue. it's like they have to spend money to justify raising prices. idea. don't change and keep prices lower. sure you don't get the HIP crowd. but there are no HIP People in Tigard Oregon. SMH

Additional information, for some reason they have all new people. It's been a month and they still don't know how to do things. So much so that they closed thier doors for 1.5 hrs (I was inside. 1/2 he waiting for my cold food. And then 1/2 more to wait till they seemed to be slow and asked for warm food. You could say I was picky but warm food is kinda a minimum for me. They need new manager owner? Because this place is going down hill. Sadly

Update they are remodeling...