Pieology Pizzeria Nyberg Rivers, Tualatin, OR

It all started five days ago. I was just in the car with my friend who was picking me up from the airport. We were trying to find a place to go shopping when suddenly, I felt a tingling and a slight aching down in the depths of my abdomen. Immediately, by some unnatural compulsion, I heard myself demanding authoritatively: "Take me to Pieology, oh dearest friend. For quality custom pizza is my stomach's birthright." So, with a spring in his step he slammed on the gas, for he too was quite starved for sustenance. When we arrived, I immediately saw the deep orange hue on the logo and the incredibly appetizing pizzas on the banners. I could hardly help from running headlong into the pizzeria of my wildest dreams. The second we walked in, we were met with the sight of a dashing young man who was working at the oven with a skill far beyond his years. "Ahoy, good sirs!" he shouted with great vigor, "Whatever tickles thy fancy, it shall be yours. Perfect pizza, mouth-watering wings, Ooey Gooey Cheese Bread, all for the lowest prices on the market!" "Good evening, friendly compatriot. I shall have -" "Say no more, brethren. I can see exactly what your hearts and tummies truly desire! One Ooey Gooey Cheese Bread and ten traditional wings with the mango habanero sauce, coming right up!" And so, it was done. Having just found a seat outside on that marvelous Portland evening, he called upon us both by our names with such grace and authority as would befit a Pieology General Manager. Finally, he revealed to us our glorious Ooey Gooey Cheese Bread and our heavenly mango habanero wings. "Eat, young gentlemen! Eat and be satisfied!" Then, in the twinkling of an eye, he was gone, leaving us out in the cold dark world to our own devices. Every day since then, we have woken with our spirits renewed by the power of pizza. However, something else is also replenished anew each morn. For the last five days, we have feasted and partaken of the chicken wings and of the Ooey Gooey Cheese Bread. And yet, it has not lessened in either taste or quantity. But in spite of this unlikely circumstance, we shall surely be back in due time, in order to remember the pizzeria that changed our lives.