Curves Cabaret — Restaurant in Tucson

This is a three part review: the Ladies, Management, and the Website’s half-truths….

Four stars for the Ladies: First, the ladies are all attractive and scantily attired as are the waitresses and bartenders. A few of the waitresses will also offer private dances, and a couple of the bartenders have been known to work topless. Turn-over is quite high; but there is a small handful of regular ladies. Friday night is usually the busiest night with numerous dancers from the Phoenix area.

Other reviewers have mentioned two dancers by name: Mia and Pixie. Mia is a sweetheart. Pixie is a high energy bundle of joy. You can't go wrong with either of these young ladies.

Zero stars for Management: Management of this club is horrible. The club is filthy and dark. Managers can be disrespectful of customers. If this is the “best strip club in Tucson”, I cringe at the thought of visiting the other clubs. Compared to other clubs across the country I’ve visited, Curves is mediocre at best.

First, the place is filthy! The club’s black carpeting hides the stains from the numerous spilled drinks and soil tracked in from the street. The carpet’s filth transfers to the dancers’ shoes and then to the stages. A few dancers wear white stockings. After one session on stage, their white stockings are blackened on the knees from crawling on the stage. Meanwhile, the men’s restroom reeks of stale urine. Rather than clean the restroom, management tries to conceal the smell with an air freshener. Dancers have told me that the women’s restroom isn’t any better. Considering how poorly maintained the public area is, I have to question how the club’s kitchen passes the periodic public health inspection.

The club is poorly light. Sometimes it is so dark you cannot see the dancer on the main stage. Anyone wearing all black disappears in the gloom. Half of the black light fixtures are either burned out or empty. Customers wearing white shirts provide most of the illumination in the black light atmosphere. Managers, bartenders, and customers regularly use their phone’s flashlight function to see. Why???? Management says it is to set the mood. More likely it is to hide the dirt. But a dancer has told me management thinks the ladies are not that attractive and have the lights low to conceal the dancer's appearance.

Managers are disrespectful of their customers. On multiple occasions managers have hassled designated drivers for not drinking. One busy evening when it was standing room only, a manager told me to find a stool at the bar or a chair on the floor. When I asked, “Where?”; he realized how absurd his order was.

The music leaves a lot to be desired. If you like urban hip hop and techno, you’ll enjoy the music. However, if you prefer classic rock, pop, or country; you’re going to be sorely disappointed. Also, considering the relatively small size of the club, there is no reason for the high volume. If the DJ cannot hear the music over the conversation on the floor, they need a speaker in the DJ booth. Also, the DJs are often unintelligible when announcing dancers and special offers.

The website is deceptive, especially when it comes to prices. Table dances are correctly reported as $10. But the website says VIP dances in the Champagne Room is $20. In reality the Champagne Room is $25. The extra $5 is the club's 20% cut of the dancers' earnings. The website says the Playerz Lounge is $100 for the first half-hour and $75 for the second. None of the dancers will do Playerz Lounge for those prices. The dancer only gets $35 of that first $100. They earn far more on the floor or the Champagne Room for the same amount of time. If you want to spent a half-hour with your favorite dancer, you’ll be negotiating an additional fee for time and extra services. Finally, every photo of the club’s VIP section looks like the...

I had a lot of fun going to Curves Cabaret. I've been twice in the last month. They are strict with the rules and COVID compliant. They start with taking your temperature at the door and explaining their rules you have to follow. You are only allowed to have your mask off if you are seated at your table with a drink. $5 dollar cover. All of the dancers and staff wore their masks at all times. My first trip was on Thursday night. $5 Patron and $2 dollar domestic bottles. Quite busy and a lot of girls. They had girls on 2 stages and it took a while to see the same one on stage again. The manager chased me down when I went to the bathroom because I left my mask on the table. He was friendly about it and asked that I put it on if I leave my seat. My second trip was on a Sunday evening, they had $5 dollar Hennessey and $2 domestic bottles. Their wasn't a lot of activity. 8 girls, all very pretty. Overall I had a good time and my wallet did not feel destroyed at the end of my night. My only complaint is the waitress they had on both times wasn't very attentive. The manager paid more attention to my drink levels...

The serves were very nice but could have been faster to tables with no visible drinks. Dancers were great. Very wide variety. Could have done a little more pole action but that's probably just me. Out of the girls i seen that night 5 of them caught my eye which is pretty good cause I'm picky when it comes to girls. They were all very amazing when it came to the point when they found out it was my 21st birthday and made the night special even tho i didn't bring enough money. Drinks are a little pricey so unless u go with 200 bucks just know you're gonna have to choose between getting drunk or typing the girls. I think the girls deserve it more than ur liver tho so there's that. Make sure u find their free admission pass on their website saves money. The best girls aren't even in the website so don't choose not to go based on the pics they provide I suggest going and giving all ur money...