No Name Burger — Restaurant in Warner Robins

How did Michelangelo begin his work on the Creation of Adam, when there was so much to be done? How did Homer begin the Odyssey, when there so much story to cover? How am I to begin this review, when I am at a loss for words? Truly, I can only grasp hopelessly at the vocabulary I need to put into words the love I have for this establishment. Upon speaking the name, No Name Burger, I find myself needing to swallow my saliva and slow my heart rate. I speak about No Name Burger like I may one day boast about a child of great success. No Name Burger holds the key to both my heart and my stomach, as the juices of the beef fill my mouth and release joy into my brain. I cannot help but smile when I think about No Name Burger. Their service is top tier, resembling the tenderness of a nunnery taking in an orphan. Their food amuses the palette, satisfying every desire of the heart. The location is top tier, a choice of pure genius. The restaurant itself is a work of art, the atmosphere grasps the essence of your soul and cradles it until your mind is void of all worry. Thank you, No Name Burger, for serving the Warner Robins area.

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We ordered food through DoorDash so I can’t speak to the service or atmosphere, but unfortunately the food was mediocre. The burgers and sides were decent and were a good size, but nothing too special in my opinion. Our food got to us pretty quick and was fresh when we got it, so it had nothing to do with the delivery. We each got a milkshake and one of them was entirely wrong. We ordered a peach and a vanilla milkshake. One of the cups was marked with a “P,” meaning it should have been the peach. This was the vanilla. The one marked with a “V” should have been vanilla, but it was cereal? We paid extra for a peach milkshake with whipped cream and got a vanilla milkshake with cereal on top…we did not even get whipped cream! Overall, this place was more or less okay. I probably wouldn’t go out of my way to eat it again, but it was nice to try...

Late lunch on a Saturday! We had been hearing about this place and we finally found time to try it. I can honestly say that it has one of the best burgers I have ever had. My wife chose the Bulgoggi burger with potato puppies and a fountain drink. $8.99 (Fantastic deal) I chose the make your own with 2 patties and a variety of toppings a side of Bang Bang Sauce and potato puppies and drink $9.99. Brandi was our server, very pleasant and informative They have ice cream with every topping imaginable. I am telling you if you are a burger lover you will love this place. It also gives a choice of different patties, Shrimp, Bulgoggi, Veggie and more. The quality and prices are phenomenal, the people are helpful...