Warning signs of a bad Greek restaurant:
No lamb on the menu. No moussaka or other traditional Greek dishes. (Souvlaki and gyros aren't enough.) No Greeks. Few diners.
I should have known better than to eat here, if not right when I walked in the door, at least when I looked at the sad, sad menu. There are certainly a lot of Greek restaurants in Chicago's Greektown. Perhaps 9 Muses is one too many.
My platter certainly looked appetizing. The Greek salad had nice presentation, but was unfortunately quite flavorless. My pork chops looked big and sumptuous, but were actually THE WORST PORK CHOPS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. They were so dry, it was like I was eating jerky. These chops were so tough, I injured my elbow trying to saw through them with my steak knife. (One of my dining companions ordered pork kabobs that were also overcooked. Who runs the broiler in this place? He should be taken out back and beaten with spatula.)
My friends raved about the french fires at 9 Muses. I found them soggy, uninteresting, and no better than that of any hamburger joint.
One of my companions ordered the calamari (predictably deep fried almost beyond recognition) and they certainly smelled good. But I was horrified to taste squid so old it smelled rotten. I hope my friend didn't end up getting sick from eating this spoiled fare.
Other dishonorable mentions: lousy beer list, poor ambience, and lukewarm service.
The only saving grace to this place was that it wasn't too expensive. My share of the bill was only $24. A better meal elsewhere would have cost more, but certainly have been worth it.
All I could do after eating here was drive home, feeling disgusted, yearning for a shot of good ouzo, and praying for better meals to come.
If you want Greek food in Greektown, I can think of half a dozen better...
Read moreI had the pleasure of dining at 9 Muses, a Greek restaurant in Chicago, and it was an absolutely delightful experience. From the moment I walked in, I was immersed in the warm and inviting atmosphere that transported me straight to Greece.
The authenticity of the Greek cuisine at 9 Muses is truly unparalleled. Each dish was a masterpiece, bursting with rich flavors and prepared with the finest ingredients. The traditional gyro was a standout.
The menu at 9 Muses offers a wide variety of Greek dishes, and I was impressed by their commitment to using authentic recipes and high-quality ingredients. The freshness of the ingredients shone through in every bite, making it a true culinary delight.
The staff at 9 Muses were not only knowledgeable about the menu but also incredibly friendly and attentive. They made sure my dining experience was perfect from start to finish, offering recommendations and ensuring my glass was always filled with the finest Greek wine.
In summary, 9 Muses is a hidden gem in the heart of Chicago, offering the best authentic Greek food you'll find outside of Greece itself. I wholeheartedly recommend this restaurant to anyone looking for an exceptional dining experience that captures the essence of Greek cuisine. Don't miss the opportunity to savor the flavors of...
Read moreGrubHub drivers decline taking requests from this establishment. I think restaurants forget that GrubHub drivers also can be paying customers. It’s 7:20pm November 22nd,2021 and the bartender is very dismissive . Couldn’t tell me a time estimate so I was standing there at the bar looking silly for 5 minutes, I had to walk to the other side of the bar where the bartender is chatting w/a customer to ask before exiting. If I had known from the minute I asked about the order, I would’ve instantly left and could’ve taken another request. When the pandemic occurred small establishments like this relied on delivery drivers. Don’t switch up now because you never know how the economy will be… Owners tell your employees to be communicative towards food delivery drivers. We can be paying customers as well. Not be dismissive and subtly but gently rude , eyeballing drivers like they are aliens while lack communication skills. Your customers who love your establishment use apps to order their food but who wants to accept a request from a dismissive establishment why then use 3rd...
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