UU Yogurt Raleigh Hills — Attraction in Beaverton

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.... The next day Billy tells his story.... "My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands" Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story....Billy replies, "Yeah... don't mess with my dad when he's been drinking

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

A priest was driving along and saw nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says, "Father, remember Psalm 129". The priest says sorry and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun once again says, "Father remember Psalm 129". Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up Psalm 129 and it said, "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU...

Today was my first visit to UU Yogurt... and will be my last...the customer experience was not very friendly, or professional. When I walked in there was no one behind the counter, 4 teenagers lounging on the couches, glued to their cell phones... I was the only one in there getting yogurt at the time… Walked over to the machines, grabbed a cup and put a couple yogurt flavors in it… Still no one behind the counter… As I reached the register and placed my cup on the scale a young guy (probably high school age…one of the ones lounging on the sofa and glued to his cell phone) jumped up, rang up my purchase, glanced at me, I paid him and before I even picked up my purchase from the counter, he jumped back on the couch and proceeded to glue himself back to his cell phone screen. I usually go to Nectar in Multnomah Village... very friendly and very good customer service…pleasant atmosphere...I'll be going back there...

Just stopped by. This place was always unjustifiably expensive but today it also had horrible service. The staff who was there had no clue. First, two of his friends were spread on the couch and chairs yelling and laughing so loud it made you uncomfortable to be there with young kids. And they were either done with their food or were not even patrons. Second, at 4:20p on a Friday, he has no chocolate sauce. Hot or cold. And then he takes 20 mins to try refilling his dispensers and then... gives up. He seemed stoned. Best of all, they almost ran my faughter off as they raced off in two large SUVs the parking lot 20 mons later. Not...