The Colonnade Outlets — Attraction in Sunrise

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The Colonnade Outlets — Where My Wallet Goes to Die, but at Least It’s Fabulous" 💸🤣👠

Ah yes, The Colonnade Outlets — also known as The Hunger Games: Luxury Edition. 🏹✨

Parking Lot 🚗: It’s basically an Olympic sport. You will circle for 15 minutes, stalk someone walking to their car, and then realize… they were just putting bags in the trunk before going back for more shopping. 🏃‍♀️🛍️ Fake-outs everywhere.

Shops 👠💎: From Gucci to Saint Laurent, all the stores here are basically whispering:

“You didn’t need to pay your electricity bill anyway…” ⚡💔

You walk in “just to browse” and suddenly you’re holding a $2,000 handbag because the sales associate convinced you it’s an investment piece. Sure… like crypto in 2017. 📈😂

Atmosphere 🌴: It’s like Rodeo Drive had a love child with Disney World — palm trees, fancy fountains, and enough designer bags in one place to make Instagram collapse. 📸✨

Food Options 🍔🍦: After spending your rent money on a belt, you can reward yourself with overpriced coffee or a luxury pretzel that costs more than a normal lunch. 🥨💵

The Shopping Experience 💃: You leave with shopping bags, a maxed-out credit card, and a vague sense of both joy and guilt. But hey… at least your new Prada sunglasses will hide your tears. 😎💧

Overall 📝: 5 stars because this place is dangerously beautiful. The Colonnade doesn’t just take your money — it takes it while smiling...

A lot of fabulous outlet stores in one place.. So massive you cant see all the stores in one day. We got the Uber to Florida from Miami, and then had difficulties getting the Uber back as it is out of the way from Miami and that day their WiF wasn't working at all. It was a bit scary trying ti get the Uber to pick us up again and we were due to leave for the airport that evening. Well worth it though. Adidas store was good, we got our perfumes from the stalls and they gave us a greta price. My sister got her hair straighteners from the stall and she loves it the price for this was like 100$, but it costs a lot more if you buy from somewhere else. I also brought my Samsung Galaxy Note 9 from the Samsung shop, and I love it - it works really well and I love it - it was a bit cheaper than from UK... I think.

The prices were great for us discerning shoppers who love us a bargain. Mall was so large you could walk around for days... but enjoyed...

This is the high-end wing of the Sawgrass Mills outlets. This is where my son and I lose my wife. Either she goes into one of the stores and doesn't return for an undisclosed amount of time or she just says go ahead and I'll catch up with you guys. Now keep in mind it's usually her idea to go to the mall. My son and I will have one maybe two stores to go to GameStop and the candy store maybe. We will go there and then we will have to hang missing pictures of my wife to find her. This is where gameroom comes in when we can't find her for over an 1/2 hour we head down to play video games and she knows where to...