Prague City hotel — Hotel in Prague

When we arrived at the hotel, it took us over an hour to get our first room. Even though everything was booked previously, it had to be rebooked on arrival, which took place while the reception was having an exceptionally bad tone. Along with this, we did not get the rooms we had booked, since they had forgotten to clean them before we came, meaning we had to walk all the way to another building to get new rooms, by the same hotel. They demanded a depositum of 10 euros in case we damaged anything, which is completely fair, but let me explain what we see immediately when we walk into the room. The closet right at the entrance has it’s door barely attached, and hanging off. 3 out of 4 bed lamps were non functional. The main room lamp only had half it’s light functioning. The bedsheets are dirty and have stains on them. The floor had clearly not been cleaned, and as soon as we walked inside, our feet were sticking to the nasty floor. The sink was completely cracked all over it, and the mirror above was full of nasty looking marks. The sink was stopped and wouldn’t flush out water properly. The window wouldn’t open/close properly and the handle was slightly detached, just like the closet door. The bathroom door had a punch hole in it. The “bathtub” had a little glass door to cover for water splashing but the other half of the bathtub, where the showerhead was literally located, did not have any coverage, and the tub was very small so the floor was soaked all over constantly, without drainage. Our towels, along with the room was/were promised to be cleaned every 3 days, nothing was cleaned even once during our week long stay. One of the bed’s mattresses was literally solid. The walls all have cracks all over them.

Now

At some point, a friend came into our room, and tried to sit on our chair which we had not utilized beforehand, and instantly it falls apart and he gets hurt, aswell as his fall leading to the wall lamp getting pulled out of the wall along with him. We discovered that the chair was fully missing a “support beam”, and this was what lead to the injury and accident.

In conclusion. This is by far the worst hotel I have ever been to and I pray I will never go to a hotel of this standard ever again.

Still, prague, the city,...

From the moment we arrived, we had a feeling this would be an experience-we just didn’t know it would be an escape room themed “apocalypse in a pension apartment.”|We waited for the room for over an hour, like lining up for a Rammstein concert-just with less pyrotechnics and way more disappointment.||The welcome gift? An empty Magnum ice cream wrapper in the trash. Not a complimentary gift, more like a souvenir left behind by the previous guest. Think of it as the archaeological remains of what was once a dessert.||First thing that caught our eye: the bathroom. Specifically, the bathtub-cracked, filthy, and full of hair, possibly left behind by some gothic version of Rapunzel. If we’d turned the water on, we’re pretty sure a horror movie ritual would’ve started. The sink was a bonus level-complete with dandruff that had settled in so comfortably it just needed Netflix.||The wardrobe looked like it had seen combat. Broken, scattered, like after a bar fight with Chuck Norris. The fridge? A breeding ground for mold. At one point, we weren’t sure if we’d booked a room or signed up for a microbiology experiment.||And then… the bed. The sheets bore stains that were very personal (and very biological). The mattress cover deserved a full exorcism. Sleeping wasn’t an option-whether due to hygiene concerns or the late-night techno party from the next room and the passionate construction work outside that sounded like someone was rebuilding Notre-Dame.||The hallway reeked of marijuana so intensely that even Bob Marley would’ve said, “Man, that’s too much.” And just when we thought it couldn’t get worse, the real mystery hit us-not “Where’s the B&B hotel?” but “Why did we even pay for this?”||Summary:|Perfect for anyone wanting to experience urban survival, prep for military training, or simply test their immune system.|11/10 would recommend-as punishment for...

From the moment we arrived, we had a feeling this would be an experience-we just didn’t know it would be an escape room themed “apocalypse in a pension apartment.” We waited for the room for over an hour, like lining up for a Rammstein concert-just with less pyrotechnics and way more disappointment.

The welcome gift? An empty Magnum ice cream wrapper in the trash. Not a complimentary gift, more like a souvenir left behind by the previous guest. Think of it as the archaeological remains of what was once a dessert.

First thing that caught our eye: the bathroom. Specifically, the bathtub-cracked, filthy, and full of hair, possibly left behind by some gothic version of Rapunzel. If we’d turned the water on, we’re pretty sure a horror movie ritual would’ve started. The sink was a bonus level-complete with dandruff that had settled in so comfortably it just needed Netflix.

The wardrobe looked like it had seen combat. Broken, scattered, like after a bar fight with Chuck Norris. The fridge? A breeding ground for mold. At one point, we weren’t sure if we’d booked a room or signed up for a microbiology experiment.

And then… the bed. The sheets bore stains that were very personal (and very biological). The mattress cover deserved a full exorcism. Sleeping wasn’t an option-whether due to hygiene concerns or the late-night techno party from the next room and the passionate construction work outside that sounded like someone was rebuilding Notre-Dame.

The hallway reeked of marijuana so intensely that even Bob Marley would’ve said, “Man, that’s too much.” And just when we thought it couldn’t get worse, the real mystery hit us-not “Where’s the B&B hotel?” but “Why did we even pay for this?”

Summary: Perfect for anyone wanting to experience urban survival, prep for military training, or simply test their immune system. 11/10 would recommend-as punishment for...