Title: A Post-Apocalyptic Retail Wonderland aka Saks OFF 5th
If retail therapy is what you're after, step right up, my friends. And by therapy, I mean the type that leaves you questioning your existence and possibly clinging to your last shred of sanity, then Saks OFF 5th is the delightful dystopia you have been searching for.
Let's start with the aesthetics, shall we? The best way to accurately describe it is as if the "Saw" franchise received a poor budget and decided to film in an abandoned retail store. Not a mannequin in sight, with bare racks stretching ominously to the horizon. The unkempt hangers lay strewn across the barren landscape, only adding to the apocalyptic vibe. Seriously, it's like every garment mouldered and left without a note or anything. Even tumbleweeds seem to have moved to better real estate.
Now onto the sound design. I'm not sure who the genius behind it was, but the rusty grating soundtrack courtesy of the air-conditioning unit kept me jumping at shadows the entire time. It was almost musical, but then again, my definition of "musical" isn't clattering sounds that invite tetanus just by lending them an ear.
Their love for minimalism wasn't limited to just clothes; the store truly embodied the Spartan spirit. At the checkout counter, I half expected John Kramer's craggy voice to crackle over the speakers, giving his infamous, "I want to play a game" intro. The game, in this case, was trying to locate an item - any item.
So, my fellow brave and possibly desperate shoppers, if hunting for unseen clothing treasures, while haunted by rusty HVAC systems and the eerie absence of life sounds like your idea of a grand day out, then by all means, embark on this thrilling escapade to Saks OFF 5th. But remember: your survival is not guaranteed.
Rating: 0.5 stars ('Cause I found a relatively...
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