CrossFit Carnage — Local services in Dania Beach

They offered a trial even by automatic way, knew I was coming, who I was, but were pissy when I didn't immediately pay at the door. I was going to sign up, but it's a trial, so don't offer it then.

I was planning on trying because it's closer.

The coach was a small girl and I usually don't care at all about that. But she seemed weird and didn't let me do literally anything because I had on sandals albeit good sports sandals. She literally was not even as beautiful as I am.

So I was a bit disappointed but didn't give up. Drove to my 1st/original gym that was just a bit further, that I 1st did Crossfit at a year ago. They let me right in even though the coach had never seen me etc. We had a solid workout experience and I finished it, and even met a new coach I hadn't met.

I am not being arrogant, nor am I 'that type' of person. I gave some thought about it. I asked again and I even went back and said "Are you sure? This is definitely a bad review and I can just hang around and do some of it" Seemed kind of low IQ and not a good impression on me.

It looked like a solid 'box' but imo they are not what they even claim (specialized or a bit different, and so on). I am not that type to insult people though.. or even care what they are doing.. but let's say, I expected 'something' and 'there wasnt much there'. I probably casually do better than them already, I am that type. I don't care if I am better but yeah you'd think they want like a youthful person signing up even if it's a temp one or I'd pay like fee. Sometimes acting like a school with rules when someone is not being taught everything is not the best way. I get that you/some people have 'strict rules', but it's excusable for like a 1st time thing at least, instead of like dismissing an entire client wtf? Never had that happen, and I wasn't being annoying.

Pretty simple I don't know why I wrote about it.

I also feel bad like when you have to give a bad review to a crossfit gym it kinda makes you seem like a bad person. I am friendly to those people. But I feel like it's just a solid...

This CrossFit gym has honestly become my second home. I’m here Monday through Friday, and it’s the best way to start my day! The vibes are amazing, and the sense of community is like no other—everyone is so supportive, and it really feels like a family. Coach Jason is a rockstar! He totally gets my goal of getting that dump truck butt 🍑 and even creates personalized workouts for me after each class to help make it happen. Talk about going above and beyond!

Coach Jaeda is equally awesome, always helping me nail my form and making sure I’m getting the most out of every rep. She’s also great with my boys—they absolutely love coming to the gym with me and always have a blast. This place is super family-friendly, so I never have to choose between getting a great workout in and spending time with my kids.

The workouts here have seriously transformed my body—I feel stronger, healthier, and more energized every day. It's honestly the best way to start my mornings! 💪

And let's not forget about the new selfie mirror in the bathroom 📸—it's a total game changer! If you don’t snap a pic after your workout, did it even happen? 😅

If you’re looking for a fun, welcoming community that’ll help you reach your fitness goals, this gym is the place to be. Highly...

Hi to my FB peeps. Want to tell you about my little journey. About a year ago I started crossfit. I was one of those who went twice or 3 times a week or finding EVERY REASON not to go. I was eating like crap figuring if I was working out, i can eat what I want. WRONG!!!! Then 4 months ago TODAY, I lost my HERO....my BEST FRIEND.....my DAD!! :'( then a week after my Dad past......ONE WEEK.....my mother-in-law past. It was such a blow. I went into a very DARK place. Very depressed....just wanted to stay in bed. I Stopped working out.....just doing nothing but crying. THANKS to Jamie Rosenblum who helped me....telling me to get back to the box.....you have to get back in there. So, i did!!! 5 days a week I go. Crossfit Carnage, Jason McLean and Chad Turnipseed , thanks so much for pushing me and helping me feel better about life and myself. You guys ROCK! Everyone at that gym are AMAZING people.....no one there judges you.....they support you.....and even push you to do better. I wouldn't know where I would be today...mentally....without you guys. Thanks again!!!!! Btw, I'm almost to where I want to be. I lost 26lbs....5 more to go. Yeah...