Theorem Cannabis — Local services in Kenmore

I’ve been to a lot of dispensaries, and this one stands out as one of the best—hands down.

Natalie is doing an outstanding job with product selection. The hash rosin she’s sourced lately has been phenomenal—truly next level stuff I keep coming back for.

Hailey is an absolute expert. Her knowledge of terpene profiles, production processes, and industry trends runs deep. Conversations with her are always engaging, and I hope the shop recognizes just how valuable she is.

Seth and Patrick absolutely can’t be overlooked either. They’re your go-to concentrate enthusiasts—friendly, approachable, and always ready with sound advice. I never hesitate to ask questions because I know they’ll point me in the right direction.

Big shoutout to Joe, the manager. He’s incredibly kind and patient. I had a few questions and ended up chatting his ear off over the phone, but not once did I feel rushed—just appreciated.

If I could make one wish, I’d love to see some fresh press hit the shelves—and I’d definitely go in on some baller jars if they became available.

Whether you’re a medical patient or just exploring recreational options, I highly recommend this spot. The quality, care, and knowledge here are unmatched.

Theorem: Don’t hesitate to reach out if you want product suggestions—I’ve done my rounds, and this place is...

Me and my wife have lived in Kenmore just off of Bothell Way Northeast about 2 minutes away drive more towards Bothell, but behind Kenmore Lanes. We live not far from the Chevron on 80th avenue. We have lived here for many years. We absolutely love Kenmore and Bothell. Theorem cannabis has a prime location. When we first moved here me and my wife I mean we've both smoked marijuana and used marijuana edibles you know we make our own edible sometimes we've made our own gummies my wife's very creative and crafty and she's basically a creative genius whether it's photography or videography or you know making things with her Cricut Machine, she's really good at so many things. We both literally use marijuana all day everyday. We both have certain disabilities and neurological disorders that are really painful. For me I'm actually even in recovery from addiction. People can say what they want about how marijuana is this and that, and...

PERSONAL EDIT: As of 3/15/22, they appear to have updated their selection and prices on at least what I was shopping for, wax. 2 brand options for $15/g. Just had to do this out of fairness of course. Thanks guys!

Used to be a competitive place, new management created a pretty much worthless reward program, then also started overpricing the products I was looking for as compared to just up the road (more than 20% higher), in addition to quit carrying any budget wax options that they used to carry. So, now there is no point in even shopping here with even with a reward (10-20% off your next purchase, after 150-500$ spending I might add, what a reward huh?). Mr Greens up the road on Lake City Way is a much much better option, as many or more products, better prices, better rewards, easier parking, and just as much "knowledge." LoL. Seriously, don't waste your time here. Maybe someday they'll try...