The Produce Exchange — Local services in Minneapolis

I was told that I need to visit the Produce Exchange to see beauty that can only be explained by the touch of Aphrodite or Venus.

Upon my arrival I saw a display of Bananas, Carrots and Cucumbers that can only be described as a ‘Deliberately phallic display, that would make most men feel inadequate.’ I stared at this display uncontrollably, and time stood still as memories of past flames were racing through my mind… it took some time for me to break the trance this display put on me. I continued to navigate the Produce Exchange as the fog of past flames was clearing slowly… …and that is when I saw something so voluptuous and ensnaring… It was a display of watermelons and cantaloupe. Again, time stood still as I slipped into a daze… …I was haunted by every ‘missed connection’ I have experienced… …and that is when I heard a faint whisper… as if the wind carried a soft voice from miles away… “…Sir…?” “…Can I help you…?”

I again returned to reality, and that is when I saw her… Her beauty cannot be articulated… I couldn’t speak… I started stammering… and that is when she softly touched my shoulder and said ‘Use your words’. In that moment I almost fainted, and I had to had to gather all of my strength to speak…

…and all I could say was: “I am fine, Thank you.”

The Produce Exchange has been touched by Aphrodite and Venus. When you visit, you will need all of...

I manage a nearby brow salon and have been coming here for years. The owner is a genuinely down-to-earth person who hires kind, hardworking staff that always keep the place well-stocked and organized. Employees that work here are awesome. They know exactly where everything is and are always willing to help. The products are high quality, and the prices are much more affordable than most places....

This business is so essential for the neighborhood. Not a lot of places that have access to fresh produce in south MPLS, the entire staff is kind, genuine and a pleasure to talk to. I work in the same building so I’ve been visiting and shopping every day for over a year. I get treated like a friend, and the food I purchase makes my body feel good. 5 stars feels like an understatement,...