Veterans Memorial Plaza — Local services in Town of Smithtown

This plaza holds memories… beautiful ones… and deeply traumatic ones. The layout is spacious, parking is decent, and the food options nearby are fire (shoutout to Prime No. 7 and that spicy bulgogi that nearly got me divorced).

I brought wife #4 here to “walk off stress” (her words), so we grabbed some bubble tea and sat on a bench near the fountain. Ten minutes in, wife #2 walks by with a bag from Marshalls. I launched my cup behind a bush and yelled, “OH MY GOD A RAT!” then told wife #4 to walk toward the other end of the plaza for safety.

As I rerouted her, wife #1 pulled up in her car. I immediately hit the floor and whispered, “Quick — let’s reenact a war movie scene, trust me.” I lay there like a fallen soldier while wife #4 gave CPR to my ego.

I thought I survived… but then wife #3 FaceTimed me from inside Burlington like it was To Catch a Cheater, saying, “I see someone who looks just like you… is that a new hoodie?”

I said, “That’s not me. That guy has better posture.”

5/5 plaza. Good stores. Great sunlight. Amazing airflow for emergency sprints. Would highly recommend — but maybe not for...

Veterans Memorial Plaza used to be known as King Kullen Shopping Center, however the King Kullen closed down and is no longer there. I don't know what is going to replace it but this shopping center is still one of my favorite places to shop. There's a Macy's, Target, Babies R Us and many more great stores but the 2 main places I visit here are Miller's Ale House (my all time favorite place to hang out and watch a game) and Candlelight Diner, which anyone from Commack will tell you, has some of the best...

I like this plaza there's a great deal of stores in there and for the most part people are not being Mask-holes. Go out and buy masks people that cover your mouth and your nose when you're around people and keep your mouth and your nose covered unless you want to kill somebody. I mean it's like people can't read sometimes for the most part the customers can read. The employees, they have to and they're doing their part. Now the customers have to...