⭐ 1 star. “Came for shopping. Stayed for the existential crisis.” 🛍️😵💫🦗 Ah yes, Belmart Plaza — the Bermuda Triangle of West Palm Beach retail. I pulled into the parking lot full of hope… and left with a mysterious stain on my shoe, a haunted look in my eyes, and absolutely zero shopping bags. 🎭🧼
Let’s talk parking first: It’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland with bonus potholes and no rules. I think I saw a car parked diagonally across three spaces while its owner casually fed pigeons Doritos. 🦅🚗🍿
The plaza itself is a confusing mix of faded signage, suspicious windows, and stores that seem either abandoned, about to close, or somehow from another dimension. I walked into one place and I swear it was just a guy selling used DVD players and dreamcatchers out of a folding table. 📼🔮🤷
Half the lights flickered like they were powered by ghost energy, and I swear a tumbleweed rolled past me. TUMBLEWEED. In Florida. 🌴➡️🌪️
I was hoping to grab a coffee or snack, but my choices were:
A mysterious café with no name and a “CLOSED” sign that looked permanent.
A convenience store where the cashier stared into my soul and said, “You’re not from around here, are you?” ☕🙃🕵️♂️
Even Google Maps was like, “You sure about this, fam?” 📍😬
Honestly, I’m not convinced Belmart Plaza is a shopping center at all. It might just be an elaborate art installation about capitalism’s slow decline. Or maybe a secret testing site for how long humans can survive in weird vibes. 🌀💀💼
Final thoughts: If you're looking for great deals, skip it. If you're filming a horror movie or starting a post-apocalyptic survival vlog — this is...
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