Kelvin Grove Seafood and Takeaway — Restaurant in Brisbane City

this is the most delectable burger I have ever had the pleasure to even lay my hands on. The juicy, perfect meat patty with just the right amount of flavour, mixed with that perfect, sweet pineapple. My taste buds have never known such pleasure. Did you know that the average adult has between 2,000 and 10,000 taste buds? Well I'm just here to let you know every one of those taste buds were overjoyed to have that delectable burger. And don't think I forgot about those chips! Those salty, crispy, perfect chips... One could never make chips anywhere near as god-worthy. Every time I think about Kelvin Grove Seafood and Takeaway I salivate violently. I DREAM about the Hawaiian burger. Dreams of laying on a sandy beachside in Honolulu, sipping a tropical cocktail while Hawaiian dancers in straw skirts hula around me. The sultry sun beaming behind a line of clear blue sea. The cotton candy clouds marinating in the sweet pink sky. Palm trees swaying and birds cawing in the distance as a 60 year old Polynesian man strums a ukulele. All the while I'm chomping down on a Hawaiian burger from Kelvin Grove Seafood and Takeaway.

I would sacrifice all of my loved ones for this shop. Who needs family anyway? I could have the whole family fish meal to myself. I would pour the hot oil from the fryer right down my throat for a bite of that pineapple fritter. Sometimes, after I finish eating the Hawaiian Burger, I throw it up and turn it into a smoothie just so I can taste it again. It's so good that you can barely taste the stomach acid! I would never drift away from my beloved Kelvin Grove Seafood and Takeaway. It's all I eat, after all. The very thought of a Hawaiian burger from Kelvin Grove Seafood and Takeaway just turns me on. The way the burger drips that special sauce. The succulent Beetroot. The way that cheese just softly folds over each part of the burger. I am left simply stunned at her immaculate embrace as she makes her way to my mouth. She is simply radiant. I don't need a girlfriend or a wife. I don't need friends. I don't need anyone. I only need Chan and his Vietnamese family to supply the only thing I need in life. And that, of course, is the Hawaiian burger.

I ripped out my carpet for this shop so that I have a completely empty room that I can spend gazing at the Burger's beauty. I can appreciate each chip as a singular. That's why I made my chip wall. Every time I go to Kelvin Grove Seafood And Takeaway, I pin one of the chips from my meal on the wall. When I'm REALLY in the mood, I paint a special pattern onto the floor and light candles around it. I then gently place a burger from Kelvin Grove Seafood and Takeaway right in the middle. I then chant, "lord Chan, o' great lord, burgeon mine fare for thou art the mightiest lord above. O' he who art in Kelvin Grove Seafood and Takeaway, grant me your mightful fare, for within an insolent solace, my eyes are your empire." I pray and pray, but it never spawns the Hawaiian burger.

Sometimes, I take my burgers for bike rides, just so that they can feel the rush of living before they enter the trapping chambers of my mouth. There was an instance once where I had to shove 19 burgers into my pants because I didn't have any pockets or bags. I simply couldn't ask for bags. I could never disturb Chan while he does his almighty work. Lucky for me, I only had to walk 2 kilometres home. The burgers had a bit of sweat on them, but that's ok. That gives them a kind of salty feeling, an eagerness for more. More of that juicy, delectable patty in between those wet lettuce leaves. And don't think I forgot about that pineapple. In Hawaii, they call it 'hala kahiki', which actually translates to 'womb of the mother' which is fair enough because this burger reminds me of my mother...

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Ordered delivery, very quick 15mins ahead of time quoted and driver very polite and cheerful, the steak burger was very delicious and made on bread as they had run out of buns. We both commented how being made on the bread better than a bun then picked up one of the packets and it had "Sorry ran out of buns" written on it. Well worth the price including delivery cost. Will be using again when in this area of Brisbane....

Probably the best takeaway in Brisbane. Fish and chips are fresh,tasty and large portions at realistic prices. Service is excellent and the owners are lovely people. Will be returning to try the burgers I imagine they will be a lot tastier than the other fast food retailers ones and at a more affordable price. Thank you so much for the delicious meal I definitely will be...