KFC Kelvin Grove — Restaurant in Brisbane City

3 stars apparently mean that I rated KFC K Grove, "IT'S OK'. I bought a 3 piece meal. The chips were soggy, I didn't finish them even though I wanted to and had upgraded my order to a large chips in the meal. Disappointed The chicken leg I received was tiny, like it worried me that they killed that chicken early. But the other two pieces were of a traditional size (at Fortitude Valley KFC ALL the pieces are tiny btw), so I could fill my belly up and not be upset about the floppy, waxy & unhappy chips. But those servicing us were polite. HOWEVER, I wouldn't feel comfortable giving anyone that drumstick (the meat part was the size of a nugget) or the sad chips. Especially if the customer was so happy about getting them. The dude must have known that I was going to get home and be disappointed, but served it to me me anyhow. I tried to order the Double Chocolate Mousse but they were out. I joked and asked if that's because the staff ate them when no one was looking, and he suddenly looked up and laughed and said, "Actually, yes, giggle". Which made me very happy to be honest. I WOULD eat there again. BUT I would state my chips must not be soggy and please, do not include any pieces of chicken that look underweight because I will just ask for them to replace it with a normal piece when I am checking it before I go. I actually liked the weird energy in the carpark and shop. It felt very 1991 when no one could afford take out due to the recession. So it felt like we had the carpark to ourselves and the dog. Despite that there was ongoing customer traffic. I was waiting for an UFO to casually hover...

It's not often I feel like a feed of Kentucky Fried Chicken a couple of times in a decade and tonight was one of those times. For myself and my wife I ordered four pieces of chicken, two small coleslaw and two small potato and gravy. First I was shocked by the price of $27.00, but it had been years since ordering KFC so I handed over my credit card without complaining. Around the corner at another Windows we were given the order. We arrived home two kilometres away to find only two pieces chicken in the box. I promptly returned to the KFC outlet and told them what had happened with no question asked they replaced the two missing pieces and provided two bonus pieces, an exceptional outcome and sensational service by the young people involved.

When myself my wife started eating the chicken only minutes later after driving the two kilometres we found the chicken to over cooked and extremely dried out. Without doubt this is the worst meal I have eaten since dining out at a roadside humpy somewhere between Colombo and Kandi in Sri Lanka back in 2000. Its hard to give the meal a one star. Top service from the sales staff.

KFC QUALITY CONTROL was non existent on this occasion and it will be a very long time before I venture into another KFC drive way. That is if my wife and myself survive the night as both of us don't feel all that well in the tummy...

THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE...

So like, wow...like this may have been the best burger feast I have experienced in my 46 years of living. The food served at this kfc was so astronomical I almost needed a vacuum to suck my soul back into my body. Not to mention the waitress serving my meal was actually the HOTTEST, most majestic-looking cashier I have seen in my life. The young woman wore a badge with the name 'Jayme'. To say the least, she had beautiful main curly locks that extended to her shoulders, and a face card so perfect that even her features looked like a chiseled statue from 600 BCE. This women looked like a greek god-like figure and not to mention...but her customer service skills were so phenomenal that it changed my perspective on life. When the words rolled out of her mouth it felt like a enchantress was blessing me with her voice. Almost like a sirens singing, please..for the love of us finger lickin good customers, give the curly haired girl called...