Iddy Biddy Bar — Restaurant in Melbourne

Terrible experience, rude staff! I went there 01/10 to enjoy the night and the comedy show but the staff ruined the night! The bartender with a pony tail was rude since the beginning. He was drinking at the bar when we went to order and seems very annoying by us, when he brought the drink to the table he said “oh I forgot about it” We wait for more than half hour for the food, even the bar wasn’t full. Unfortunately my friend drop a side plate at the floor, and the broken glass was everything under the table Even the bartender saw, nobody came to help After a few tries to get some help, it was told that they would clean when we leave, even we barley couldn’t move the foot afraid to get hurt Even other table near by saw and asked about and we hear he say thinks like, oh we clean later, don’t worry, we are waiting them to leave We want to stay longer, we are waiting for the comedy show started so after finished eat, we ask again The bartender came to clean very angry, make comments such as “my poor plate” “how was it broken in so many pieces” he sweeps very noise and angry After he finished he even treaty kick us out the bar, for no apparent reason We call the manager by apparently he was the supervisor of the night We decided to leave after this horrible treatment and when we are walking out the door he was say to the next table “who wants more drama” I never ever had such a terrible experience in a place before! I felt uncomfortable all the time. He doesn’t know how to do customer attendance, treat a human being and the worse is how someone like this can be a supervisor! It was a simple situation that became...

A Pokey cafe in a dumpy part of St Kilda. Clearly more about fashion than serving quality meals.

I had Eggs Benedict which could have been nice if the cook understood the concepts of proportion and flavor.

Eggs were cooked until almost hard. :-/

Ham was the saltiest I have tasted in a very very long while, so salty I could not distinguish salty from the othe flavors on the plate, including the flavorless Hollandaise sauce (which looked like it was home made at least). I think the ham was very cheap.

Nearly broke my teeth on the cold toast.

To summarise, it was $17 of salty mush on rock toast.

I would like to see the cook taste his own meal to see if it's um "to his pallate".

The waiter ironically did not enquire as to if we enjoyed our meals.

Bizarre seating arrangement.

I admit it was fun watching the Gorillaz walking by outside, wearing their only set of clothes which, much like them appeared to not have been washed in many weeks. If you are in the area, steer clear of anyone draping a blanket across one shoulder, it's not a fashion trend, it's a way of life.

Good coffee, expedient service (Tho you can get good coffee across the road at the 711 for $1)

Working out what tables went with what chairs and which area was a "general storage area" at front of house was uhh interesting.

Staff were attentive. Good music. Iddy Biddy Flavor, too many dirty vagrants in...

The bartender was a man with a red shirt and a ponytail, and he embodied everything you’d expect from terrible service. From the moment we walked in, his attitude was dismissive and unprofessional. He seemed more interested in drinking at the bar than actually doing his job. When we ordered drinks, it was like we were inconveniencing him.

The entire experience was a disaster, made worse by his blatant disrespect. When I accidentally dropped a plate, he ignored us for a long time, leaving broken glass scattered under our table, which was dangerous. When he finally came to clean, he didn’t offer any help, didn’t apologize, and instead made sarcastic comments like, “my poor plate,” and angrily swept up the mess while glaring at us. His behavior was so rude that he even threatened to kick us out just for asking for assistance.

To top it off, this man had the audacity to gossip about us with other customers, saying, “who wants more drama?” as we left. This wasn’t just bad service; it was an appalling, humiliating, and unsafe experience. Never in my life have I encountered someone so unprofessional and disrespectful in the...