Sneakies Kitchen

Walked past this place plenty of times and finally gave it a go. Was craving a nice burger so came on a Saturday night. Was pretty busy but given it was a Saturday I had no problem with the wait. Ordered and sat down in the large area. Turns out they also do that Shisha smoking, not my thing but no issues with it. I was just here to eat a burger, not smoke. After about 15 minutes of waiting I was moved from where I sat, which turned out to be in the smoking area. Of the big undivided area.. Apparently you can’t smoke and eat at the same time, unless it’s a dessert, which the table opposite were doing, then it’s fine. Because shisha and burger bad, shisha and dessert good. So I moved to the only table free, right next to the magical partition of the smoking area and non smoking area. Closer to people smoking. In fact the grand shisha master who moved me proceeded to stand at one side of the partition eating his food, whilst talking to someone on the table right next to him who’s happily shisha’ing away. So you you can’t eat a burger in the smoking area because of rules but you can sit down next to someone eating a burger and shisha away but it’s all fine because one is in a smoking area and one isn’t? Madness.

I originally wasn’t going to leave a review based on that, but thought I would just mention it as it’s so dumb. What prompted me to leave a bad review is the burger, the item I specifically came for. I ordered the ‘Just Cheeseburger.’ Old fashioned burger meat, cheese, pickle, mustard & tomato sauce. The bun was nice, the lettuce was, well lettuce but the burger pattie? Cardboard thin and dry. A Macca’s burger pattie tasted better to be frank. But that was not the biggest insult. Now for a burger titled ‘Just Cheeseburger’ you’d be expecting a nice amount of cheese, ideally melted and oozing out the side, yeah? Nope. One slice of some small triangle cheese, like you get at Subway! ONE SLICE!! Barely melted and barely covering 1/3 of the pattie. Criminal! The chef who served that should face criminal charges, or at least at a minimum be marched out of the kitchen in to a room and force to write on a blackboard ‘I WILL GIVE MORE THAN ONE SLICE OF CHEESE ON A CHEESEBURGER’ 5000 times, Bart Simpson style.

Your apple pie cooke was excellent though, and as I love apple pie you get a star back but shame on your chef for serving a cheeseburger like that. Go back to cheeseburger school and learn a thing or two.