El Pasquín de Joaco — Restaurant in Cartagena

This place is the absolute worse… I’ve gone to several places around the world for brunch and this is just horrible and if I could rate this place 0/10 I would. For one, the advertisement of all you can drink and eat is a lie because it’s not actual “brunch” it is finger food like cheeses, mini croissants, mini parfaits, etc. They do not advertise that on their flyer nor their website so it tricks tourists to think you will be having an actual entré. For the price that you pay which is approximately $45-50 it should include a meal especially since it’s “all you can drink” and many of your clients will be very intoxicated because there is no food in their system. Secondly, the all you can drink is between margaritas and beer; while our stay they all of a sudden ran of margaritas. There were no communication as to what had happened and they rather have just slapped a beer onto the table without communicating with us what happened and just expected us to consume it??? Communication goes a long way and the waiters/waitress do not care and just there to “attempt” to do their job which they do terribly. Another issue, their is a full bar on the first floor which many of the tourist will be seated at and they only serve margaoritas on the second floor. Why is their a bar full or liquor on the first floor and clients are expected to go upstairs to get margaritas instead of having it available on the 1st floor making it easier for the workers as well? This sounds like a lawsuit/hazard waiting to happen. TOURIST PLEASE BEWARE AND DO NOT COME HERE AS IT IS TERRIBLE. I recommend visiting townhouse in Cartagena which the brunch is more but you will enjoy the experience how you should.

Este lugar es de lo peor… He ido a varios sitios del mundo a almorzar y este es simplemente horrible. Si pudiera calificarlo con un 0/10, lo haría. Para empezar, el anuncio de "libre de bebidas y comidas" es una mentira porque no es un "brunch" de verdad, sino aperitivos como quesos, mini croissants, mini parfaits, etc. No lo anuncian ni en su folleto ni en su página web, así que engañan a los turistas haciéndoles creer que van a comer un plato principal. Por el precio que se paga, que ronda los 45-50 dólares, debería incluir una comida, sobre todo porque es "libre de bebidas" y muchos de los clientes estarán muy borrachos por no tener comida en su organismo. En segundo lugar, el "libre de bebidas" se limita a margaritas y cerveza; durante nuestra estancia, de repente se acabaron las margaritas. No nos comunicaron lo sucedido y, más bien, simplemente nos pusieron una cerveza en la mesa sin avisarnos, esperando que la tomáramos. La comunicación es fundamental, y a los camareros no les importa, solo intentan hacer su trabajo, lo cual hacen fatal. Otro problema es que hay un bar lleno en la primera planta, donde se sientan muchos turistas, y solo sirven margaritas en la segunda. ¿Por qué hay un bar lleno de licor en la primera planta y se espera que los clientes suban a pedir margaritas en lugar de tenerlo disponible en la primera planta, lo que facilita las cosas a los trabajadores? Esto suena a una demanda o a un peligro inminente. TURISTA, TEN CUIDADO Y NO VENGAS, ES HORRIBLE. Recomiendo visitar Townhouse en Cartagena, donde el brunch es más caro, pero disfrutarás la experiencia...

Here's a negative review you can use for El Pasquín nightclub in Cartagena, Colombia:

Terrible Experience and Overcharged - Beware!

I had one of the worst experiences at El Pasquín nightclub in Cartagena. What was supposed to be a fun night out turned into a nightmare. We were constantly brought items we never ordered—drinks, bottles, The staff kept pushing these on us, making it seem like they were part of the service or that someone else at our table had ordered them.

When the bill came, we were shocked to see that we were charged a staggering $650 USD! Just for one bottle overall bill was $911 usd Despite our protests, the staff was unhelpful and dismissive, insisting that we had to pay for everything. This place is a total scam, trying to take advantage of tourists by adding items to the bill that were never requested.

The atmosphere might be decent, but it's not worth the headache and the blatant rip-off. I would strongly advise anyone to avoid this place unless you want to be overcharged and mistreated.

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If you're looking for an electrifying night out in Cartagena, El Pasquín de Joaco is the place to be! From the moment you step inside, the energy is palpable. This two-story venue offers an unparalleled experience, blending top-tier music, exceptional cocktails, and flawless service.

Downstairs, you're transported into a rhythmic paradise with African Amapiano beats setting the perfect vibe. The atmosphere is infectious, with a crowd that knows how to move. Head upstairs, and you’ll find yourself immersed in deep house and techno, with DJs curating an incredible sonic journey that keeps you dancing all night long.

The cocktails? 10/10. Every drink was crafted to perfection, balancing flavors beautifully while keeping the energy high. And the service? Absolutely top-notch—attentive, friendly, and making sure your experience is nothing short of incredible.

Whether you're a music lover, a cocktail connoisseur, or just looking for a memorable night out, El Pasquín de Joaco is a must-visit in Cartagena. I can't...