Mizzoni's Pizza - Dundalk — Restaurant in The Municipal District of Dundalk

I imagine you can already tell from the amount of stars I have afforded this restaurant, that it wasn't a good experience. However, to simply say that would be an understatement, equivalent to saying that 9/11 was a little sad. It truly has hurt me in ways I can't begin to explain. However, I imagine it is akin to meeting a beautiful, thicc, intelligent woman, online; However, in this case, it's a donnar kebab tray. You are excited to see her, to begin your relationship together. But when you arrive the meet her, there is a man with her, in the car, who tells you to come out of your warm home to come get your keb-woman. Then you say ok, sure, it's 2 in the morning, I need to eat, so sure, alright. So you pick her up, you say hello, everything looks ok. Youre happy. You see how big the box is, you start to think maybe it isn't like all the others. That is, until you open the box.. There were exactly 8 4cm slices of kebab meat, that truly resembled dried fanny flaps. If you are wondering how I know this, I can tell you, out of the two experiences, this was more harrowing. The chips looked like unpeeled carrots, that had yellow food colouring on them. And the dip was so small , it could barely cover 4 of the 8 strips of meat. Truly, a catfish like no other. Now imagine paying 12 euro for this, and a bottle of coke. Look, just like your parents warn you not to put your hands on the stove, I will warn you to never, ever, no matter how hungry you are, order from Mizzonis. It shouldn't exist. It is by far the worst place in town, and fair enough if the quality, and quantity are poor, but the prices are just ridiculous. I feel like I would rather the delivery driver just rob me at gunpoint. I ate the food out of anger, and I honestly feel more hungry. The only part of the meal that tastes fine is the coke, because they had no hand...

First and last time ordering food from this place. An African man delivers the food. He doesn't look at me and says nothing as he gives me the food then heads back to his car. Ok fair enough, not everyone is sociable. The order was for burger, chips and pasta with two cokes.

There's only one coke. I call him back and tell him and he confirms there is one coke missing. I ask him can we get the second coke we paid for. He starts shouting about having to go back to the shop just for a coke. Considering his job description is to drive around all night I didn't see the problem. He's more than happy to add a coke to our next order.

As for the food...The chips had a weird taste to them which to my horror, turned out to be very undercooked. The salad on the burger was stale as was the bread. My wife's creamy pasta had no cream in it and tasted foul.

So in short, rude delivery guy, one coke missing, raw chips, stale burger bread and salad and the most pathetic excuse for creamy pasta we've ever seen.

If Dundalk gave out awards for God-awful service and food quality, this place is the champion. I just hope what I ate doesn't come back up, ...

Rude drivers. Forgot why we stopped ordering here. Won't be ordering again,

No need to ring my phone and then knock the door to death because you had to walk to my door to do your job.

Edit to reply: It's really not harsh considering our interaction. With your reply there and apparent unwillingness to investigate the issue, just another reason to go elsewhere.

Not the first issue we've had either. Regardless, best of luck...