Caffè Milano — Restaurant in Milan

Tourist trap of the year award! Bonus points for pushy, rude & dismissive staff too, of which there are plenty here.

Walked over just to look at the menu and was ushered to a table where when we asked for a small beer which was the 'cheapest' of the available beers the waiter told us flat out no (without any reason might I add) & to get the next size up - 40cl which was €12. Then asked explicitly for a small bottle of water and was presented with a large one setting me back an unbelievable €8. The coffee at €4,50 is the only reason this place gets 1 star - that and the fact I literally cannot select 0 stars.

After ordering this and no food (despite us saying we only wanted drinks from the start) our lovely waiter shook his head and walked away. All prices here are extortionate featuring €14 for an Aperol Spritz which is the highest I saw anywhere in Milan. That's if they don't bring you the extra large one and charge you €39 instead which several reviews mention.

Forgot to take a picture of the receipt as I was so disgusted by the prices I immediately threw it away...

What an absolute tourist trap. We sat down for two drinks and got slapped with a €32 bill €20 for a cocktail that’s clearly listed as €14 on the menu. When I ordered, the waiter said it only came in medium or large no “small” option which of course isn’t written anywhere.

They treat you nicely at first, but the moment it’s time to pay, their whole attitude changes. When we politely pointed out the price difference, the guy at the counter gave us the most arrogant, condescending look, like he’s been running this scam on tourists all day and doesn’t even bother hiding it.

We didn’t read the reviews before coming here big mistake. If we had, we wouldn’t have wasted our time or money. Avoid this place at all costs. It’s overpriced, dishonest, and the staff treat you like you’re the problem. The cocktail wasn't even...

Went there for breakfast. Food was below average. Upon checkout they asked me for a tip and I gave one. Then told them I wanted to be charged in Euro. They said I was. When I got the credit card transaction it showed I was charged in U.S. dollar with a 1.128 conversion rate (today’s actual conversion rate is 1.078) plus a 3.50% transaction fee. I showed the receipt to them and reminded them that I said I wanted to be charged in Euro and they replied I was and to just ignore the reference to US dollar. Upon checking my credit card transactions, they in fact charged me in U.S. Dollars with the extra fees and higher conversion rate. THEY LIED RIGHT TO MY FACE. Will never go back again. Be very careful if...