The absolutely worst dining experience I’ve ever had the displeasure of experiencing. Everything from the service to the food was laughably bad, and it’s amazing to me so many people can see something appealing in this sham restaurant.

First off, the wait times are a joke, created in order to make the restaurant seem much more desirable than it really is. I came in on a date as a walk in and even though there were 3 open tables in eyesight, we still had to wait the classic 15-20 minutes. We assumed they were for reservations so we didn’t think twice about it, but as it turned out, after over 15 minutes of waiting, and a line had formed out the door, they sat us at those same exact tables that were available from the start.

We were seated at a small table, with a booth on one side and a chair on the other. Room for exactly two people. Along the wall the booth is continuous, so you are relatively close to the other parties and tables. Soon after we were seated, another couple was seated next to us, but rather than sit like normal civilized people, they squeezed into the booth seat, where there was really only room for one. They immediately began inappropriate public displays of affection, and were kissing and sitting on each others lap practically the entire time they were seated. The manager came over once to tell them to behave, but literally nothing changed, and the manager didn’t bother doing anything else than the initial warning. To add insult to injury, multiple waiters/waitresses passing by would visibly laugh at the situation and the awful behavior of these guests, all the while me and my girlfriend were sitting uncomfortably doing our best to ignore the situation. My girlfriend was so uncomfortable we considered leaving early.

About the food, I can’t say anything better. I’ve never had more horrendous Neapolitan pizza in my life. The crust and dough was burnt all over, and made to be almost inedible.

I never usually leave such detailed reviews, but after such a disgusting experience I seriously advise everyone to go elsewhere. Literally any pizza or Italian restaurant in Krakow would have better food and service than this place.

STAY AWAY FROM THIS TOURIST TRAP