Vaterland Bar & Scene — Restaurant in Oslo

Not worth the hype unless you’re into pain and disappointment

We ordered two pizzas from Vaterland Bar & Scene, each around $20, not cheap, so you’d expect decent food and service. I got the “Satan” pizza, which had one little chili icon on the menu. I’m from Latin America and eat spicy food all the time, so I figured it would be a mild kick at most.

What I got instead was a mouth-burning experience layered in chili oil, spicy chorizo, and some kind of inferno-level pepper. None of this was clearly listed or warned about on the menu. When I politely asked customer service if they could switch it out, they refused.

I don’t usually complain, but if your dish is this spicy, you need to warn people. It’s not about being able to handle heat, it’s about transparency.

The vibe? You kinda have to be goth, enjoy mid pizza, and maybe hate yourself a little to really enjoy the experience here. If you check all those boxes, go ahead and order the Satan. Otherwise, save your money and...

Metal, pizza, and beer - what else do you need? This pentagram packed pizza place is a must visit if you’re into metal, good drinks, or spicy pizza (though they have other flavors too).

The decor at this bar/pizza spot/music venue is spot on for its metal vibe. There’s a good number of beers on draft or in cans and bottles. Tried the satan pizza and it had an excellent kick.

Appreciated the QR code online ordering option. Everyone here was very friendly, we felt right at home.

For the other reviews hating on the bathrooms, not sure what people expect. The bathrooms are like the cleanest seedy music venue or dive bar toilets you can find. They’re themed with the rest of the restaurant and they’re very clean. Imo the sink looks aged on purpose. Everything was very clean. There are stickers and graffiti on the walls and it...

FYI: Gluten-free options aren't obvious on the website, but are available in the menu at the restaurant!

My home away from home. My happy place. Good music, a good selection of beer, fantastic pizza. I can recommend every pizza, the only additional comment being to be careful with Satan and other spicy pizzas, because they really are spicy. Live gigs, and the occasional vinyl plate market or DIY market. There's also a quiz (which I haven't been to yet)! Vaterland bar & scene is a community in and of itself. Join alone or with a group, no problems either way. Booking is recommended on busy weekend nights, and if there is a big concert at the scene that evening, or even when there's a big concert nearby at...