Kebab King Kraków — Restaurant in Krakow

We were 3 friends, hungry to have tasted the delights the city had to offer (understand: well drunk). As the last wisps of life seemed to escape our bodies, a brief vision of paradise appeared out of the mist. A restaurant with an evocative name was there : Kebab King.

As we entered, the smell that seeped into our nostrils had nothing to be ashamed of when compared to the food of Dionysus' own feasts. The smell materialized into sound and it was as if we were greeted by the song of the Valkyries welcoming the bravest of the fallen. Once seated, we felt as if we were sitting on the fabulous ship of the Argonauts (the tables are a bit shaky), but not speaking a word of the language of the valiant peoples of Małopolska, we were confused by the menu. So, struck by a relative but implacable logic, we decided to choose the first dish on the menu, as it was undoubtedly the restaurant's flagship product. We were not disappointed...

The dish we were served could not be described by the countless words of the countless languages that have existed since man ceased to be an animal. Our pains became whispers, our thoughts nymphs' cuddles and our reality a dream. I had never eaten anything so tasty and I would never again find such a good kebab.

The restaurant should be renamed Kebab God. ( shout-out to the French speaking employee who offered us tea,...

1- The meat is not roasted well before putting in the sandwich like it tastes boiled meat not grilled basically. 2- and over lamb taste in The beef and over spices taste in the check that’s covering the taste of the chicken original taste. it doesn’t taste good compared to its prices, too much lamb taste with the beef ! Why do you think it’s making it yummy ! No, don’t add too much lamb because it gives a over protein feeling that get people feeling of nausea if they eat bigger than medium size therefore your sales are lower and you’re costing it higher with lamb, my advice is reduce lamb reduce lamb reduce lamb it’s not fancy and smart putting that much over taste of lamb in it, and you know what the more you reduce lamb the more people are gonna be attracted to eat more from you, secondly roast the meat more on the grill before putting it in the sandwich because it...

Kebab was average at best, I personally wouldn't come back after trying them because you can get much better kebabs elsewhere. The low rating is because when paying for my order the card terminal presented me with currency options, PLN or GBP, I couldn't select it myself, I had to ask the cashier to select PLN for me, they claim they did but terminal on my screen was showing GBP, I asked them to do it again and it was saying the same thing, after assuring me they selected PLN i entered my pin and the payment went through, I noticed straight away I was charged in GBP meaning i paid much higher rates than if I was changed in PLN, in explained it to the cashier who shrugged and said she selected PLN, I showed her my bank charge was in GBP and she shrugged once more, didn't offer an apology or anything. And for that reason I cannot...