Caleta Playa Chiringuito — Restaurant in Málaga

Terrible, worst place ever!!! Stopped in for a drink of tequila, checked the bar first to see what they had. Spied a bottle of Olmeca Reposada so we sat at a table and order some over ice. By the way I speak Spanish, but I had to point to the item on the menu because he had no clue what it was. Anther waiter delivers our order…it’s a shot of Olmec Blano with enough salt on the rim to fill the Mediterranean Sea. I inquired if this was the reposada and the waiter replied they didn’t have it because it’s Summer now (April) and they only have reposada in the winter. Ok….i asked for it with ice. He proceeds to tell me that next time I should ask for it that way…so rude. He takes it back and anther sever comes back with the drinks over ice and a rock salt mill. She slams the drinks down and walks away. Meanwhile I see the original waiter that took our order sitting and eating his lunch. The drinks were poured over the ice and were full of salt. I told the second waiter and he laughed. Went to pay the bill and were charged 6 euros although the menu said 5. When I called them on it he argued that they charged more because the poured it over ice.,WHAT??? The rudest people ever. After arguing, they adjusted the bill. I can’t imagine what would have happened if we had ordered food. Couldn’t get out of there fast enough. There are way too many good places to eat on the beach. Don’t waste your time or money...

If you'r looking for a good atmosphere and friendly service, this is not the place for you. If you want to have some fun with people who clearly hate their jobs, stay (for a long time) and enjoy a drink and some VERY GOOD seafood.

Honestly, the staff is just hilarious. Super rude, slow, and they'll just ignore you if you expect to be waited on. I sat here for a long time. Listening to the Swedish people next to me talking about how bad the service was, the American couple asking a few times to order... and then asking for their food a while later. Then I started reading some reviews, and even more fun was reading the responses from the restaurant to the bad reviewse. Be aware, everything is accurate! I'm thinking to myself, "I'm on holiday, I'm going to have fun with this." I mentioned to the bartender that I couldn't get attention from the wait staff, but people seemed to be able to order around me. From that moment on, I was not well liked here. I ordered some seafood... which was fantastic! And kept drinking wine, because it seemed to annoy the waiter who initially blatantly ignored me. This place so comical. Just have some fun with it! I posted a photo of the muscles because they were to die for! I forgot to take a photo of the grilled prawns because I demolished them in 5 minutes. Enjoy guys and have a great holiday...

The waiters were not welcoming. We were with a baby stroller and would like to sit at a bigger table, and the waiter immediately asked us to sit somewhere else and said that was a table for 6 people, despite it was not even busy in the restaurant. We then ordered tortilla de atun and scrambled eggs with ham and cheese for breakfast. Instead of tortilla with tuna, I got scrambled eggs with tuna. We said to the waiter but she insisted we got the correct thing. The worst thing about being in a restaurant is having a waiter argue with you. The scrambled eggs and toasts were horrible. The toasts were burnt. The scrambled eggs were just lukewarm, and we could see the burning parts from the pan in the eggs. The portion was small. And that costs 5.5EUR which in my opinion not worth it at all. We ordered cola kao for drinks but the milk was lukewarm only which should have been hot (from other places we have had it). All in all, I am surprised the restaurant is still able to survive after seeing all the comments of rude waiters online. But again, probably people are deceived from the fact that the place is at the beach...